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Friday 2019-06-19
White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar
0 評論, 27 瀏覽次數,
4 票
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Being Brave 2019-06-19
A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside,
he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and
ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife
the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck;
then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br>
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...
0 評論, 25 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.08 分數
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funny! 2019-06-19
if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably
pulling your leg!!!
1 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,3.81 分數
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come chat with me 2019-06-19
I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im
the laugh of the party
1 評論, 7 瀏覽次數,
3 票
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Knock knock 2019-06-17
Who’s there Boo Boo who Stop crying
0 評論, 0 瀏覽次數,
0 票
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Knock Knock 2019-06-16
Whos there
2 評論, 13 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,0.80 分數
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Friday 2019-06-16
Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job
1 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,0.52 分數
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What about that.. 2019-06-16
A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br>
And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br>
I said nope... <br><br>
He said what would it make us??? <br><br>
I said Even !!
0 評論, 18 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,1.94 分數
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sat fun 2019-06-15
my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight
off of my shoulder.
1 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,1.96 分數
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Dick touch your asshole 2019-06-13
A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather
was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa,
may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather
replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said,
"Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks
later the boy was sitting on his ...
0 評論, 47 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,1.99 分數
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This IM System 2019-06-07
That is it.
1 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
7 票
,1.51 分數
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What did the penis say to the vagina? 2019-06-06
Cover , going in!
2 評論, 19 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,1.67 分數
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What happend to the jokes? 2019-06-06
Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech
and social media it has died.
3 評論, 21 瀏覽次數,
12 票
,2.80 分數
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Larger breasts please 2019-06-05
A woman asked her Dr. about breast enhancement. She claimed
that when she was younger men seemed to prefer women w/ smaller
breasts, but today's man prefers larger breasts.
Is there anything you can do? Why sure the Dr. replied. there
are implants for that purpose. A simple surgery and you're
now carrying larger breasts. NO! no surgery there must
be another way, something other than ...
2 評論, 70 瀏覽次數,
10 票
,2.79 分數
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Sorry posting for points 2019-06-05
posting for points please ignore
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4 票
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Johnny and the Principal 2019-06-03
Johnny got sent to the principal's office by his teacher.
<br><br>
<br><br>
"Johnny, " the principal asked, "what
did you do this time?" <br><br>
"All I did was tell Bobby that Mrs Johnson has a great
ass, " Johnny replied. <br><br>
The principal frowned. "Johnny, you can't say
things like that about a ...
1 評論, 60 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,2.51 分數
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Morning Wood 2019-06-02
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned
over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather,
had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing
breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br>
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called
his little into he room and asked him to take this note
to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...
4 評論, 58 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,2.32 分數
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What kinksters say and what vanillas hear 2019-05-31
What kinksters say: "Are you kinky?" What vanillas hear: "Do you like anal?" <br><br>
What kinksters say: "I polyamorous" What vanillas hear: "I just haven't met the right person yet."
<br><br>
What kinksters say: "I am bi-sexual" What vanillas hear: "I am gay, I just don't want to admit it" ...
3 評論, 48 瀏覽次數,
15 票
,1.91 分數
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Flakes and Points 2019-05-30
Rule #87 watch out for flakes <br><br>
I swear this site keeps taking points away eliminating
chances to start conversations. This site is 100% built
to trick you into buying points...no thanks.
3 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,2.23 分數
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Knock knock 2019-05-27
Who’s there?
4 評論, 43 瀏覽次數,
14 票
,0.58 分數
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This Damn Sites IM 2019-05-26
can never messsage someone straight up
1 評論, 14 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,1.86 分數
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:) 2019-05-25
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever
since he was a . He loved to make the train go as fast
as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too
reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single
person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over
this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to
death by electrocution. When the day of the execution ...
0 評論, 59 瀏覽次數,
8 票
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;) 2019-05-25
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I
don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm
samples. <br><br>
The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples ...
1 評論, 59 瀏覽次數,
15 票
,2.06 分數
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Monday pic me up 2019-05-20
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
1 評論, 8 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,3.65 分數
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Monday pic me up 2019-05-20
I met a guy with 5 dicks and I asked him how his pants fit, he
said like a glove!! <br><br>
<br><br>
best I got
0 評論, 2 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,3.12 分數
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I need more time 2019-05-17
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
How can I make time more?
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0 票
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joke 2019-05-17
whats white and red and black all over...whatever you want
it to be
1 評論, 25 瀏覽次數,
15 票
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Two Irish Nuns 2019-05-16
Two Irish Nuns visit New York City for the first time. Walking
through Times Square, they see a street vendor with a sign
" DOGS". <br><br>
"Look , sister, " says one of the nuns.
"They eat here in America." <br><br>
"We must try it, " says the other nun, "to
experience what it's like to be here in America." ...
3 評論, 89 瀏覽次數,
25 票
,2.14 分數
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joke 2019-05-16
this damn sites messenger
1 評論, 9 瀏覽次數,
7 票
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Knock Knock 2019-05-12
What up, <br><br>
My cock. <br><br>
8========D~~ (. )( .)
2 評論, 26 瀏覽次數,
17 票
,0.44 分數
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