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向我要相片 braveheart_luvu 40 男性 6  文章	wife hubby...   2004-03-07 husband: i think u enjoy a lot while doing sex... wife: yep i do enjoy a lot ... it would have been better if u were there to see my enjoyemnt.... 0 評論, 23 瀏覽次數, 89 票 ,5.48 分數
phantomsex4u 53 男性 9  文章	How to get a man's attention   2004-02-21 This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in the Atlanta Journal. Companion Wanted: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will ... 0 評論, 61 瀏覽次數, 184 票 ,9.26 分數
rm_tazmania694u 57 男性 23  文章	A friendly encounter   2004-02-20 I had this really good friend named Dave who also had a friend named Rusty. Well, Rusty had this really knockout girlfriend named Candy. Dave is a real bullshitter and I didn't believe half of the wild stories he told, so I just ignored his comments about how wild Candy got when she got drunk. He told me how Rusty was the type of guy that only wanted it about once or twice a week and ... 0 評論, 39 瀏覽次數, 67 票 ,2.84 分數
向我要相片 siseatsmeattoo 57 女性 9  文章	REMEMBER TO TAKE IT OFF!!!   2004-02-17 My friend & I met these two guys from out of town, they were only here for a short time building a house. We went to dinner, then to a local bar for drinks and dancing. There wasn't a whole lot of dancing going on, but there was groping under the table. We drove back to their motel and my friend, with her date, went upstairs. I stayed in the car with my date for a while talking ... 1 評論, 487 瀏覽次數, 119 票 ,7.09 分數
RideDisTungue 41 男性 1  文章	His and her road trips   2004-02-17 His & Hers Road Trips HERS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. 4. Arrives at destination presently. <br> HIS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. 3. Drives an extra five miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls ... 1 評論, 170 瀏覽次數, 43 票 ,5.73 分數
onesillyhatch 43 男性 3  文章	oops my ass!   2004-02-10 so there I was with my girl in college. Lights out dormroom all to ourselves. How did I know it was all to myself? my roommate and I had a code if the sock was in the door, DO NOT ENTER. So my girl and I were happily going at in and all of a sudden the door pops open and this hot girl michele was standing there staring. Of course my ass was up in the air from pounding away and she just ... 0 評論, 68 瀏覽次數, 56 票 ,3.40 分數
向我要相片 altruistic23 56 女性 1  文章	a funny "nightmare"   2004-01-27 This happened a few years back, but I still laugh thinking about it. One night, after several drinks, my husband and I were having sex. Well, I must have been really, really loud because the next thing we knew was that our was at our door and about to open it. My husband jumped out of the bed, which was funny in itself because it was dark and he tripped over the cover, grabbed something to ... 0 評論, 68 瀏覽次數, 37 票 ,6.45 分數
windwalker2594 55 伴侶(男人和女人) 4  文章	RE: just sitting in the truck   2004-01-12 My wife left out a bunch of stuff! this is what happened. we had been up for a day or two and it was in the middle of the night and it was extremly hot so i was driving down the road with just my shirt off. well we pulled into a truck stop i put my shirt on not realizing i still had my seatbelt still on. well i asked her to pick up some goodys from the store i was going to go in to the ... 0 評論, 77 瀏覽次數, 69 票 ,2.94 分數
sparkyrotc2 36 女性 1  文章	Deep, hard question...   2004-01-06 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You ... 0 評論, 109 瀏覽次數, 88 票 ,7.89 分數
向我要相片 sirencallin 49 女性 7  文章	Whiskey Dick   2003-12-31 Guys: it's bad enough you're so fucking drunk that you'll probably puke on yourself & you smell like a vodka tonic, but what the fuck makes you think we want to waste our time waiting to see if you can get your "flexi-dick" in the hole?!! 0 評論, 24 瀏覽次數, 76 票 ,7.36 分數
向我要相片 nymphoinkortez 59 女性 2  文章	ever watch your guy bake a cake?   2003-12-31 I've been dating this guy for over a year... I have never seen anyone bake a cake quite the way he did... I began to smell the cake and since I have been cooking for some 30 or more years LOL I can tell by the smell when something iz done cooking... I told him to check the cake to make sure it waz done. (I new it waz) he opened the door to the oven, and closed it... saying the cake waz not ... 0 評論, 18 瀏覽次數, 54 票 ,8.94 分數
lynn299 56 女性 3  文章	we were setting in the truck   2003-12-31 my husband was setting in his truck so tired that he could not stand up.we stoped at a truck stop.gene told me to go get something up.he said he had to pee so when he went to get out of the truck he still had his seatbelt on well he about had a fit becoused he could not get out.i told him to unastened his seatbelt then he could get out (hell it worked)now i think he will think before he ... 0 評論, 46 瀏覽次數, 34 票 ,0.72 分數
rm_youley 46 女性 2  文章	When your sex partner packs a wallop make sure that you can handle it before you actually see it.   2003-12-26 My second boyfriend and myself finally decided to get busy. We were going to go the whole nine yards. Foreplay was excellent, I came four times. My boyfriend was very spontaneous, He licked and sucked every inch of my body. I went crazy everytime his tongue and fingers touched my pussy. He was talented. My nipples enjoyed his mouth. <br> Of course, we came to the part where I had ... 0 評論, 54 瀏覽次數, 83 票 ,4.39 分數
向我要相片 netfireftr 47 男性 0  文章	3 types of sex in marriage   2003-11-17 When you are married, you have 3 types of sex. <br> Frist comes Kitchen Sex - you have sex everywhere. In the kitchen, living room, anywhere BUT the bedroom. <br> Second, you have Bedroom Sex, since isn't bee a few years and you might have , and the bedroom is the only place you can have sex. <br> A few years after that, you start to have Hallway Sex. You ... 0 評論, 25 瀏覽次數, 102 票 ,7.63 分數
law93rd 52 男性 4  文章	First Three Weeks   2003-11-10 Why is it that the first two or three weeks of a fling are the best? Her tits are firmer, pussy tastes better, and there's more energy in the sex? Do I just get bored or do other people have that same problem? 0 評論, 14 瀏覽次數, 32 票 ,4.46 分數
AngelEyesInMo 46 女性 11  文章	Confucious Says...   2003-11-09 A flirtatious man at a local gas station shared the following with me: Do you know what Confucious says? Confucious says that does not exist. Myself being witty responded, and why is that, because you can't the willing? No he stated, because women run faster with dress that is up than men with pants that are down. 0 評論, 60 瀏覽次數, 37 票 ,6.11 分數
向我要相片 rm_wak2 57 男性 3  文章	Humour   2003-10-26 A sense of humour comes in very handy to help you through those rough patches. 0 評論, 34 瀏覽次數, 88 票 ,6.38 分數
imacthis 62 男性 2  文章	Uner Pressure   2003-10-24 About 5 years ago on a hot September night, my girlfriend at the time and I went out to the Claim Jumper for dinner. If you have ever eaten there, you know they serve the largest portions than just about anywhere. We had a couple of cocktails before dinner and drank a bottle of wine while I stuffed myself until I could hardly breathe. When we got back home, we sat in the Jacuzzi and had a ... 0 評論, 31 瀏覽次數, 100 票 ,7.44 分數
lmnxsean 124 男性 4  文章	Grandparents get it on!   2003-10-23 Grandma & Grandpa were sittin' & a rockin'on the front porch while I was fixin' the window on the side of the house, they didn't know I overheard them talkin' dirty to each other, hell they're 90 yrs. old! Gramma said to gramps " Hey! FUCK YOU granpa" and she just kept rockin'. a little while later gramps says "Well ya know what, FUCK YOU TOO Gramma" and they just kept rockin'. After ... 0 評論, 93 瀏覽次數, 125 票 ,8.63 分數
rm_DrFunPress 53 男性 4  文章	You're both Too selfish Pricks   2003-10-19 OK. You are in the best relationship of your life. You met him/her in the library, class, club or where ever the hell is you met. You say neither of you were looking but you hit it off great. You called each other up a few times. Had lunch, dinner, went bowling, and caught a few flicks together. Your a nice girl/guy and the perrson you are dating is really digging you. The bad part about ... 0 評論, 34 瀏覽次數, 58 票 ,3.57 分數
rm_bigticket51 44 男性 6  文章	my most embarrassing sexual moment   2003-10-01 When I was engaged to my exwife I was a member of a men's pool league that played other local bars. Well we played this on place called the Dutch Cellar and I shot the best match I ever shot in my life. Well all my buddies started buying me beer and shots. I drank about 13 beers and 4 shots in two hours. <br> Well I shouldn't have DROVE home but I did. I thought she would be in ... 0 評論, 108 瀏覽次數, 287 票 ,7.26 分數
Mr.Slimntrim 64 男性 1  文章	Masturbation   2003-08-11 I am 6'3" 190lbs and fit. I had come out of the shower into the bedroom, and was drying off as useual, started rubbing my body down with cocobutter also as useual, but when I started rubbing cocobutter on my penis it felt so good that I could'nt stop. I contenued to rub my cock until it grew to it's full 7 1/2 inches by then I could feel the blood serging through my body as my cock began to ... 0 評論, 76 瀏覽次數, 265 票 ,5.73 分數
rm_ARealOne2 60 男性 1  文章	A Geography Lesson   2003-07-10 THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. <br> Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America..... well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors. <br> Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced ... 0 評論, 37 瀏覽次數, 282 票 ,8.25 分數
向我要相片 MACNHARD1344 52 男性 1  文章	If love never comes   2003-06-15 My friend if LOVE never comes life will never have or hold meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If love never comes will life have meaning ? NO i say Will liveing in this dat and time be worh liveing at all ? No it will be a waist of space and time ! Will the things that all people see as necarry mean a thing to me ? NO solimen in his wisdom seen that with out ... 0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數, 106 票
向我要相片 Frank4U2R1 59 男性 1  文章	Poor thing...   2003-05-29 <br> I once dated a woman who on occasion was very horny and impatient. She wanted me to come over right away. But as I was still doing office work, still needed to take a shower, and stop by the grocery store, I told her that I wasn't sure that I'd be able to make it that evening. Well, this woman was quite persistent which sometimes got on my nerves. Such was the case on ... 0 評論, 52 瀏覽次數, 157 票 ,5.65 分數