Ryan Keely isn’t your average centerfold: tomboyish, spunky, sarcastic and intensely sensual, she an undeniable appeal. Here’s a tantalizing peak at the inner workings of this smart and sassy bombshell:
Hometown: Seattle, WA
How would you describe yourself to someone who’s never met you? Tall, smart, rowdy, a little awkward and frequently offensive.
How did you decide to model for Penthouse?
I've wanted to model for Penthouse ever since I fished an issue with a pre-augmented Janine Lindenmuller out of a free porn bin at Burning Man. Learning more about the history of the company, its cultural impact (Caligula anyone?), its list of lauded contributors and all the incredibly sexy ladies who have graced it's pages make it an iconic piece of pop culture that I am honored to be included in.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?
London, according to my astrological chart it is the best place for me to be if I want to succeed in my world domination plot.....words to live by....
What’s your favorite vacation spot and why:
Anywhere with big bathtubs, someone else paying my room service bill, a ginormous bed with nice sheets full of sexy people and a decent bar. Good museums within walking distance are an added bonus.
What vacation spots would you like to visit and why?
I would like to spend more time in east Africa, the week I spent in Kenya wasn't enough. Egypt, because I had a childhood obsession with Egyptology. Tokyo, because 24 hours was not enough and one day I will track down Takeshi Kanishero and do terrible, erotic things to him....Tadanobu Asano too. Antarctica, because who the fuck goes to Antarctica? And those are some serious bragging rights. Space and the Future because I should have been born as the protagonist in a William Gibson novel or as a Space Pirate/Bounty Hunger a la Queen Esmeralda or Spike from Coboy Bebop(who I also want to do terrible things to, but I respect his love for the long lost Julia).
Are you attending/did you attend college? What school?
I'm currently attending the library, and consider myself self educated.
If so, when did/will you graduate?
Never, learning is a life long process and smart people are better in bed.
Did/do you play any sports?
Is pole dancing a sport? and of course, sport fucking.
If you could have any job in the world, what would it be and why?
Naming paint colors for an obscene amount of money. Because I could be the biggest douche ever. Example phrase from my douchtastic, hypothetical future, "this shade gives me impressions of fog drifting over a summer lake at sunset......."
What do you do for a living?
Take my clothes off, sometimes I prance around before I take them off, and occasionally I get paid to have sex with beautiful women.
What’s your favorite thing about your job?
The prancing, nudity, and being paid to have sex with beautiful women.
Don’t miss Ryan’s exclusive live video chat on Friday, January 29th from 3-4PM Pacific Time. To participate, join the group Penthouse Pets and tune in at the designated time!