Masturbation & Other Nuisances  

zanzibarus 38M
419 posts
10/20/2005 4:47 am

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Masturbation & Other Nuisances

I like watermelon. Why is it that everytime i masturbate, i get the urge to eat watermelon. Its the most bizarre thing.

I don't particularly find watermelon sexy. I find it refreshing, do i need refreshment after i masturbate? If i did, i'd need to buy every watermelon in the southern hemisphere.

I don't know how i managed to find the correlation between watermelon and masturbation. Its disturbing.

Also, i may be going to see a doctor or something this week. I'm too horny ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ANd its not just a man thing. Because men stop thinking about it occasionally. But i cant remember the last time i stopped thinking about it. Wonder if there are meds you can take for it.

Where's Lorena Bobbitt when you need her.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/20/2005 3:16 pm

Oh dear God you are making the hole in the watermelon connection. Or. Maybe you just like melons.


zanzibarus 38M

10/20/2005 3:54 pm

haha well i do like melons. but not enough to violate them. ick.

your melons on the other hand, well, thats something you will have to find out one day.


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