The List  

yagottalikit 49F
824 posts
7/13/2005 9:12 pm

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The List

Do you have one? A list of those you're allowed to fuck (usually famous), given the chance, with no repercussions from your partner. There was much controversy surrounding my list as I had both men and women, so I figured I should have 10 of EACH sex rather than just 10. My partner thought that entitled him to 20, as well. I told him, "Fine. if 10 are women and 10 are men!" I lost that battle, rightfully so, I suppose. Either are both of my lists.

Men Women

Rob Thomas Diane Lane
Ben Affleck Michelle Pfeiffer
Matt Lauer Nicole Kidman
Richard Gere Heather Locklear
Sam Elliot Drew Barrymore
Anderson Cooper Sandra Bullock
John Travolta Tawny Kitaen
Matthew McConaughey Elizabeth Shue
Tim McGraw Faith Hill
Tom Skerritt Meg Ryan

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/13/2005 9:15 pm

feeling to lazy to make that look's readable.....right?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

(Juan S)
2642 posts
7/14/2005 8:41 am

What an Idea !!!! I need to start my list right now. LOL.

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/14/2005 12:41 pm


mtdude2 55M  
117 posts
7/15/2005 4:55 pm

Hey, We have the same taste in women.

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/15/2005 8:01 pm

Sizzle, baby, let me know who's on yours as SOON as you're done!

Nik, you sexy thang.....yes....Tom Skerritt...somethin about that man!

MtDude....maybe the two of together could get somewhere.....?????

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

Nubiandream004 55M

7/16/2005 8:45 am

Oh...I get it! I was number 11! LOL

AmberSolaire 42M

7/16/2005 12:28 pm

Have you put them in couples? now that adds a whole new dimension to this game.

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/17/2005 4:26 am

Of course you ARE, mynubiandream.

Amber....fabulous idea...might be the loophole I've been searching for....if they're coupled, my list is only 10, right?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

Hung_and_tung 59M

7/17/2005 5:00 pm

I must concur with the Tom Skerritt choice. I'm trying to come up with a female list with only brunette/auburn/red hair. The blondes get enough attention.

rm_affbreak 46M
287 posts
7/21/2005 9:09 am

A list of 10 you say? Where are the gay men admitting they wanna fuck some president's asses? lol

As you're 'asking for it': You should be first on the list.

tierratexas 52M

7/21/2005 11:36 am

I learned about the concept of The List from a "Friends" episode (circa 1997?). I did not watch "Friends" often, but the episode with Isabella Rossellini was my favorite episode. Ross and Rachel only had five spots on their Lists, and Isabella was on Ross's List, and yadda yadda yadda, whackiness ensues.

I think that ten or twenty is a much better number--why not raise the chances of sex with a celebrity from 1 in 500 million to at least something closer to the actual chance at winning the Texas lottery?

So after that "Friends" episode, my girlfriend and I made a List. The only person that I remember on her List was Robert Downey Jr. To this day, everytime I see him on "The Letterman Show" or whatever, that is the first thing that I think of. Disturbing.

However, it is always an interesting exercise to ask a woman for her List. You can see if there are personality traits or physical characteristics of the guys on her List and then see whether or not you have the same traits. It can hold good and bad surprises into your lover's psyche. And vice versa. So be careful where ye tread. Especially if you put non-celebrities on your List.

To tell ya the truth, I can only remember one woman who was on my original List, and she remains on my List--Jodie Foster. OK, I know, she's gay, but hey, I doubt including her on my List is going to lower my overall chances of having sex with a celebrity. Here is another odd choice--Bonnie Hunt. She's nice-looking, but damn, she is so witty, and I can't help thinking what kinda fun she would be in the bedroom.

In the same vein--Sarah Vowell is currently up for consideration of placement on my List, but she probably ain't gonna make it. Now, ok, not much to look at, but before you go medieval on my ass, think of all the references to historical raunchiness that she would throw around while doing it--I'd be fucking Sarah from behind while she is moaning and telling me how I was doing her just like the Earl of Kent did the Duchess of York in 1765! I'd get my jollies and learn something at the same time--how cool would that be.

Out of the thousands of famous people, it's a nice coincidence that Elizabeth Shue is on yagottalikit's List. She's been on my List since "The Saint" and "Leaving Las Vegas". Very hot. Can we make a pact that if either of us gets a chance with Elizabeth Shue, we promise to call each other to join in the fun?

Hey, what a fun extension of The List! When you find someone else that has the same person on his or her List, you make a pact to allow him or her to join in the fun. If a Listed celebrity is going to have sex with you, he or she surely will not object to group sex, right?

Now, Meg Ryan. Out of thousands of celebrities, she is one of the people on my "Ne Derangez Pas!" List. In all her movies, she has almost always played the same character, and while that character seems pleasant and all, she just rubs me the wrong way such that I don't want her to rub me at all.

It is also fun to monitor how your own List changes over time. I'll put someone on the List, and then after a couple of years, I'll be thinking to myself, "What was I thinking? She's not worthy! She's not worthy!" See: Lindsay Lohan. See also: Drew Barrymore (sorry, yagottalikit).

Who do I desire most on my List? Rachel Leigh Cook. Oh, momma! And just last week, it was announced that she was joining the cast of "Las Vegas". So you know what show I'll be Tivo-ing and fast-forwarding through this fall. "This is Joe's brain. This is Joe's brain on Rachel Leigh Cook. Any questions?"--as she trashes my heart with her frying pan. (cough cough... eh hem... see, she was the girl in that great "this is your brain on drugs" commercial in which she trashes the kitchen, and using the scene in the kitchen as a metaphor for my emotional well-being...)

In the same vein--Monica Novotny. Or as Keith Olbermann used to refer to her when performing her duties as the genial emcee of the Friday evening episodes of "What Have We Learned?" on MSNBC's "Countdown", "Madam Novotini". Yes, I have a thing for tiny brunettes with ebony eyes. But I am not usually attracted to Asian women. Go figure.

And yet another reference to Las Vegas or "Las Vegas"--Nikki Cox. She just does something for me. Or I wish she would do something to me.

OK, let's wrap this up here.

Am I allowed a celebrity List and a non-celebrity List?

Joe's current "celebrity" List
Rachel Leigh Cook
Elizabeth Shue
Jodie Foster
Nikki Cox
Bonnie Hunt
Rachel Hunter
Monica Novotny
Luciana Barroso (Matt Damon's girlfriend--celebrity by association)
Rachel Dunn (Matthew Perry's girlfriend) (OMG--another Rachel!)
Kurious (A porn "actress" who may or may not be retired.)
Angelina Jolie (What self-respecting red-blooded American male would not put her on his List?)
Nicole Kidman (Of course?)
Penelope Cruz (Yummy.)
Eva Longoria (Desperately seeking ...)
Jacqueline Obradors (NYPD Blue)
Dana Delaney (China Beach)
Kamala Lopez Dawson (Born in East LA)
Monica Bellucci (The Matrix: Reloaded)
Alicia Witt (Cybill)
Juliette Binoche (Chocolat)

(Not necessarily in order of desirability. Your mileage may vary. Offer void where prohibited. Management reserves the right to substitute without notice.)

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/22/2005 4:26 am

wow! I think I'm speechless. That's rare.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

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