My Favorite Phrases  

yagottalikit 49F
824 posts
7/10/2005 4:15 am

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My Favorite Phrases


First I'd like to say that my daughters wedding was simply beautiful...of course...I was late, but I guess the minister has ADD, as well. I will save this subject (wedding) for another day. For now, I thought I'd list some (most) of my favorite phrases.

"Life Skills? I need a new trainer."

"Wish you were a beer" (my personal postcard)

"Back away from the penis!" (long story)

"I will challenge your balance."

"I'll analyze me, myself."

"I love giving homemade gifts. Which of the children would you like?"

"You wreck me"

"I don't play well with others" goes hand in hand with "Beyond Bitch"

"You left a stain on every one of my good days."

"You can't deal me the aces and think I wouldn't play"

"You top my list of things to do."

"Apparently, company does not love misery."

"I can't get myself to go away"

"If you fuck like you park, you'll never get it in!" (I have these cards and will leave them on cars.)

"Yes, but, it's an organized mess"

"Everything's personal, if you're a person"

"If endings symbolize new beginnings, shouldn't the goodbyes be easier to say?"

"If I have to tear down your wall - I'm likely to disturb the foundation."

"Please don't give me roses - I'd never readjust to receiving only daisies."

"You fuck her. You brought her."

"Organ donor? My organs will be useless, but, someone should have this pussy."

"Of course I have nothing to do - I did it right the first time."

"Don't bother me - I'm having a sexual fantasy."

"Heads I win. Tails you lose."

"I need a list for my lists."

And of course -
"Ya gotta lick it, so we can kick it. Ya gotta get it soft and wet so YOU CAN STICK IT!"

Some of these have great stories attached to them. Yippieeeee!!!! More subject matter.

Feel free to share.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/10/2005 4:23 am

oooops, I forgot..."you have to pick your no's."

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


Nubiandream004 55M

7/10/2005 8:55 am

I've always liked this quote from one of Prince's songs. To the woman who tells him she "didn't know his organ was so small" he says, "I didn't know I'd be playing in a cathedral."


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/10/2005 10:17 am

I want to hear the story connected to "Back away From the Penis" !!! LOL. Feel free to e-mail me and I'd also like to top your things to do list


TDandH1960 56M

7/10/2005 10:28 am

I loved them especially the parking one, maybe thats why some women don't have the parking skills, it's the guys job to line it up lol!


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/10/2005 11:24 am

that's funny!!!!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


TopFisher 63M

7/11/2005 1:54 pm

"I love giving homemade gifts. Which of the children would you like?"

Now that's sum funny stuff right there!

In fact all of them are pretty cool.


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/12/2005 7:17 am

Sizzle - hmmmm....maybe, I should consider posting that story in the near future.....

TD - oddly enough, I found that I was leaving the "card" to more men than women.....is it because you guys feel you own the whole parking lot not just the space? (this may apply to several areas.....worth some research, I say)

Fisher....yes, that is truly one my faves...I noticed you posted this in a comment on another blog.....way cool. Your "loyalty" to me is greatly appreciated. How can I repay you? (said with wicked grin)

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
7/12/2005 7:36 pm

All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost.


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/13/2005 4:07 pm

good ones also, keith

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_jakmo2 61M
2 posts
7/17/2005 6:07 am

don't sweat the petty things,pet the sweaty things.nobody's dumber than people.don't worry,nothing will be all right.


tierratexas 52M

7/21/2005 12:07 pm

"Back away from the penis" brings to mind the classic line from "Risky Business"--"Get off the babysitter!"


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