Just Funnin'  

yagottalikit 49F
824 posts
9/25/2005 12:33 am

Last Read:
4/20/2007 11:29 pm

Just Funnin'


1. Pass My Shotgun

2.Psychotic Mood Shift

3.Perpetual Munching Spree

4.Puffy! Mid- Section

5.People Make me Sick

6.ProvideMe with Sweets

7.Pardon My Sobbing

8.Pimples May Surface

9.Pass My Sweatpants

10.Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.Plainly; Men Suck

12.Pack My Stuff

.....and my favorite one..

13.Potential Murder Suspect



And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?


A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
9/25/2005 9:13 am

#3, I'll take whats behind door #3!!!! Promise to throw out the trash if I get it!


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/25/2005 2:22 pm

hmmmm door #3 huh???? ya sure???? might wanna think about it a little.....I mean...if you insist.....I did notice the trash was mysteriously missing.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/25/2005 2:24 pm

TomE....if I were, this would not be posted cuz it wouldn't be funny!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
9/26/2005 8:53 am

I have one for you. Pretty Majical Sex.


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

9/26/2005 9:56 am

What's she talking about guys? Dang I can't see anything in here, maybe there's a light bulb out? yagotta, could you change if for me?

I was really lucky when married regarding this condition, my ex never got it. She never got a lot of other things either, but that's another story lol!!

Hugs and kisses and LICKS to you yagotta. xoxoxoxo

BF


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/26/2005 11:12 am

ummm...I'm going to come back a little later...

<~~~~~ Siz quickly backing out of the door, then running like Hell.......


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/26/2005 12:17 pm

Oh 4nik8ME!!!!!! That is the BEST....how could I forget that???? Seems some of us only think of the negative aspects of the curse of womanhood....but that Pretty Magical Sex makes up for all those other "symptoms"....DOES IT EVER!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/26/2005 12:21 pm

BF69 - yummy hugs, kisses AND licks! I'm beginning to appreciate this PMS thing....a lot!!!! Baby, I will light up your life...uh... change the lightbulb...

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/26/2005 12:30 pm

Sizzlin'......wait.....don't......you might......

DAYUMMMMM that man can run! hmmmmm....Siz a coward? Afraid of a little ol' thang like me? Never woulda thunk it!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
9/26/2005 6:32 pm

Um, thanx for the warning. Unfortunately I rushed in here before I realized what I was rushing into. Please excuse me as I back away slowly with my arms angled out and down in an unthreatening way...


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/26/2005 7:27 pm

Keith.....thanks for visiting me again! Even if you are joining Siz in the "pussy wagon"

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
9/27/2005 12:22 am

You have that right. Our mothers didn't raise any fools!


ByteChaser2 53M

9/27/2005 8:03 am

LOL - I mean... Just...

LOL


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