Jerry Springer Would Be Shocked! (a true story)  

yagottalikit 49F
824 posts
6/30/2005 9:57 pm

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Jerry Springer Would Be Shocked! (a true story)

Alright, pay attention now:

I have this friend who used to be married. Her husband ran off with her brothers wife. They married and left town. My friend then realizes she's a lesbian. Her lover lived with her a few years, then moved out (though they remained friendly). Soon after, the ex-husband and ex-sister-in-law wandered back into town. The ex-lover hooked up with the ex-sister-in-law (briefly). The ex-husband and ex-sister-in-law split up. So, naturally, the ex-lover and ex-husband became lovers.

Stay with me now.....

My friend and her ex-husband have a child, therefore they remain tied to each other. The ex-husband and ex-sister-in-law also remain bound to each other through a child. (does that make them uncle/nephew and half-brothers? Too much for me to figure out) The ex-lover, well, I don't know what keeps her connected to the others. See, my friend, her ex-husband and her ex-lover still remain friends. No....not just friends....they're practically inseparable. (none are sleeping with each other, at this time)

It may surprise you to know, these are attractive, highly intelligent, fun, kind, entertaining (to say the least), middle to upper middle class folks. There are no wheels attached to their homes, they have all of their teeth, no violent tendencies, they don't flash body parts freely. They have good jobs, speak eloquently, dress fashionably. They are essentially your neighbor.

I'm certainly not qualified to analyze. I'm sure studying them would be a big career coup de' grace (not sure if that's spelled right).
I've tried and tried but, I just don't get it. What on earth would keep these people chained to eachother. There are just too many dysfunctional elements involved. It boggles the mind.

As if that weren't enough:

The ex-lover's sister (newly divorced) moved to town. Seems her husband had been involved with another woman. About 6 months ago the ex-lover's sister discovers her ex-husband's lover was not a woman, after all. As things would have it, the ex-lover's sister soon became involved with her ex-husband's lover. About two weeks ago, the ex-lover's sister left town (with her ex-husband, no doubt). This left the ex-husband's ex-lover with no place to live. So, now the ex-husband's ex-lover is staying at my friends house. Temporarily. (that's a given).

My friends ex-husband is coming by tomorrow to help me tile my shower. As a precaution I'm loading up on antibiotics. This madness just may be contagious.

Anyone who feels they can explain what the hell could be wrong with these people - please do!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
6/30/2005 10:13 pm

It would appear that in all of my confusion, I forgot to state my mood......I'm thinkin' "perplexed". Is that an option?

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

gooodslammin7 49M

7/1/2005 1:21 am

Ya gonna do this guy? (The antibiotics) I would hope not. None of my business though. They all sound like my ex. Nice person, educated, intelligent. Just doesn't know that if you cheat for it, you'll be cheated, or you'll cheat again. Or they'll cheat you. I've been a member here for a few months now, and my eyes are opened to the ideas here. Keeping the feelings sort of separate is not as much of a trick as I had once thought. It's like, how can you cheat if your not really involved? Friends with benefits. Cool. Is that on the right track? I hope that I'm close, anyway. Good luck.

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/1/2005 8:50 am

Slammin7- NO. I have no intention of doing him. I can see how you might think that's what I meant. I suppose I should have realized that (the antibiotics) would be misunderstood.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/1/2005 10:55 am

LOL...I say call Jerry, book them, and keep the agent's fee.

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yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/1/2005 11:50 am

Hmmmm.....I wonder if I can convince them to become violent and raunchy....I think it's a requirement for Jerry. That and they would have to show a little skin....or a lot.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

Jerosd 47M

7/1/2005 3:19 pm

mmmmm....k, sorry but couldn't bear with u somewhere around sentence 3...u sure this is a true story?

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/1/2005 7:57 pm

haha....oh yes, Jerosd...oh captivating one...tis true. I even hesitated to post for fear of the implications that surely would follow.....if these are my friends, what does that say about me?
It really is just too unbelievable (and funny and sad and scary and...) to be kept quiet.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

tierratexas 52M

7/21/2005 12:00 pm

I need an org chart to understand the relationships!

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