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yagottalikit 49F
824 posts
7/20/2005 10:36 pm

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There I was ~ dangerously close to losing my mind and severely low on battery power. Panic is setting in. Mind you, now it’s 3 am Monday. That simple phone call solution has vanished. Now, I’m searching for ANY tiny tidbit of hot, steamy, vaguely resembling sex scenes I can find. Seems my mainstream movie collection is kind of lack-luster. Oh, and the cable’s out from the actual thunderstorm occurring outside. Can’t even hope for sexy infomercials.

At wit’s end ~ I am thisclose to hopping in my car, wearing some barely there piece of cloth, driving about 2 minutes to the truck stop and winding my way thru the big-rig maze until catching the attention of some “dick” who will assume I’m a ho (hmmmmm financial gain in the end?) and….well….thankfully, I haven’t suffered THAT much brain damage, yet. I find “Monster’s Ball”. It has a couple of raunchy scenes. Promptly dozed off for about an hour and awoke to a familiar, faint, slow buzzing sound. And the same insurmountable craving!

I am no longer able to think coherently. I’m actually becoming somewhat amused. Sure sign of rapid deterioration. With not much left to lose, I sign on and check mail, read a few sexy blogs, stare at a couple of erotic blogger pic’s and wearily crawl back into bed feeling defeated and very frustrated. As I lay in the still, early morning silence ~ (I hope I can do this right) ~ Dancing through my mind: there’s
{4nik84u} hmmmmm, nice....soon enters {Jerosd}, {ambersolaire},{nubiandream004},{sizzle364},{expatbrit49} whoa. This is getting interesting. From the shadows appears {talldarkavg1},{keithcancook},{cleavis},{tamethytension}, getting a bit crowded in here, followed by {mnfun952},{topfisher},{cajunpet} and {redswallow777}. Seems there were others sauntering in...but, I was beginning to feel as if I were in over my head....and then............
....ZIPPITY-FREAKIN'-DO-DA!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......until....I started writing this post...
Oh Lord, please have mercy!

Feel free to add the moral of this story.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/20/2005 10:37 pm

ok..so I didn't do it right...damnit...I'm tired!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


Nubiandream004 55M

7/21/2005 3:34 am

I don't know the moral of the story, but I found myself cheering for you to have an orgasm like I was cheering for the Dallas Cowboys to score a touchdown - and it certainly seemed to take as long for you to get there. I feel like a naughty voyeur. I suppose I need a good spanking. HEY! We coud kill two birds with one stone!


rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
7/21/2005 3:34 am

Mmmm, So nice to be thought of in such a sexual way! What can I do to help you reach the climax of your journey?(yes,weak pun intended)
8===>


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/21/2005 7:10 am

The moral of the story is that it is alright to fantasize about the men here and hope one of them will take care of your desires with the greatest pleasures you have ever experienced in your life.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/21/2005 2:43 pm

I am so flattered. Thank you! No one has ever had a sex thought about me before.

[blog talldarkavg1]


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/21/2005 6:03 pm

I hear ya Nubiandream! I was um, pulling for her too. Great comment dude. LMAO.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
7/21/2005 10:50 pm

I have come for you darling. Willing and able to satisfy your slighest whim.
Should I caress your body from head to toe? massage away the stress of a long day?
Should I lift you into the air and cuddle you in my arms? Place you in a warm, bubble bath?
Would you like it, if I massaged your feet and playfully kissed your toes, your calves,
your legs...?
Simply name it. The Satisfaction of your every desire, shall be my passion...

Ooops, scuse me . Thought I was on my Blog! The offer still stands though.


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
7/22/2005 4:18 am

I know where to go the next time this happens!!!! Y'all truly do know how to reach a woman's every senses......each of you in your own very unique ways....what a fantasy that is! Definitely puts a smile on my face each day.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


OKsoSTARTsucking 36M
7 posts
7/26/2005 10:21 am

next time just suck my fat hog


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