not what your thinking........................  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
1/3/2006 9:13 pm

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3/12/2006 2:18 pm

not what your thinking........................

Two Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and,with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes
left, "Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her. "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This
time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head !!"

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/11/2006 1:59 pm

LMOAO. I like that one.

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