Thangs I've Learned ....Just by bein here....  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
3/14/2006 9:44 am

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3/16/2006 7:39 pm

Thangs I've Learned ....Just by bein here....


I've Learned much about the dating game just by reading blogs here...

Kiss em first but remember to spit out yer snuff or baccy first...

Dont finger her hole like ya was lookin fer yer watch....ya didnt lose it in there sport...

Unwrap Em like a present...I swear they never seen we men unwrap presents....shredded wrappins every where...

WD40 is not a sexual lubricant...

Some Wimmin want to be wined and dined...and yer expected to foot the bill....Wandas All night weenie wash is lookin better now...Cheaper too...

After Drivin 380 miles too consumate the relationship...yer S'posed to show up at the door fresh as a daisy all clean and smellin thet way....defys logic,but who ever said logic had anythin to do with datin...or wimin..

While drivin that 380 miles swill fruit juices and eat a variety of mints and mint products...the wimin say it makes yer Jiz taste better...let me know if it works out...

Dont ferget to remove yer hat and boots durin sex..some are complainin but I'm bettin there are a few wimmin out there would want ya to leave them on...

Squeezin a womans breasticles is not like milkin cows..they are breasts not udders..dont try ta milk em....if they get sore she gets pissed...and if she gets pissed you aint gettin none...

I gotta get back ta work ....Have Fun,Be careful...And Remember wanda's is open 24/7

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/14/2006 1:22 pm

You mean the wd in WD40 doesnt stand for "women's douche"? Damn....that explains the infections.


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