Red Neck Dating Tips Part #3.......Places  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
3/11/2006 9:24 am

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3/15/2006 7:05 pm

Red Neck Dating Tips Part #3.......Places


how to turn an abandoned camper or motor home inter yer Redneck lovers hideaway....

#1.Mobile home places have trades ins real cheap like ...the worse off the trailer is...the cheaper it is...if yer real lucky they'll pay ya to haul it away...
RV sellers have budget models too....some ya can have just fer haulin it away...motor we dont need a motor...just get some one to haul it out to yer site and put it up on blocks....lots of blocks..because this house is gonna be rockin...
#2.site...woods r nice and it can double as a huntin camp...she'll admire how thrifty ya are...it can double as a vacation home later...ya might even get featured on life styles of the poor and obscure...
#3.Decore....nothin to sissy like but simple and tastefull...its up to you...bug zappers are entertainin but dont really set the mood...remember ta fix the floorin,a real mood breaker is bein up to yer nut sack in a hole in the floor at an inapro moment...
everyone has panelin...carpet the walls,makes for a warm feel and look,adds to your insulation...and doubles as sound proofin if shes a screamer...
#4.Mood lighting...candles and scented oil lamps can be had at rummage sales cheap...stock up...
never leave yer mood settin lighting where it can be knocked over while in the throes of passion...or the fire department will be laughin at yer expense....
#5.Curtains and privacy fences...Look,I and you both know she was showin them tits to everyone in the club last night...hell she has them on her profile...she's even flashed them on a web cam...but sure as shootin ya aint gonna see em if ya aint got curtains....

Misc tips... hygiene ...brush yer tooth or teeth if ya have more than one...take a bath...colonge but dont drown yerself in it.....
I caint think of anymore right now....
So yer on yer own...drop me a line with tips or testimonials...
I wish ya luck...As Red Green always says they may not find ya handsome ,but they'll sure find ya handy...

Good Luck... Happy Hunting....
***Disclaimer*** if ya gets yerself shot it aint my fault...

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
3/11/2006 9:51 am

DAMNIT! Your killin ME!.....LOL....Im a Proud Redneck!...(oops #1 & #2 fit ME so WELL!)......


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/11/2006 1:43 pm

LMOAO. loved all three posts


silverbreeze2 65F

3/11/2006 9:52 pm

These were great! I loved number 3
I'm proud to be a red neck from the Carolina's!
Red Neck Rocks!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/12/2006 2:07 pm

Damn...I feel like putting a transmission in my bathtub...LMAO...

Good tips XXX!!

lustytaurus


silverbreeze2 65F

3/12/2006 5:19 pm

I'm going to make me a swimming pool by putting a tarp in the back of my pick up truck and filling it full of water! I think it will make a nice pool!!


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

3/12/2006 6:48 pm

use a solar cover(bubble wrap) and a trollin motor and ye'd have a hot tub....


silverbreeze2 65F

3/12/2006 9:10 pm

You just gave me a good idea for my truck swimming pool!! That would be down right classy!


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