I'm feeling some better today.........................................And jokes.....................  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
1/3/2006 12:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm feeling some better today.........................................And jokes.....................

just that and a new pic.......
so is this pic better or wut?......
some folks are hard to please.......
Lets do some Jokes::::::::::::::::

Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
1/3/2006 4:35 pm

THX!!...I wont look at another grilled cheese sandwich,the same way. NOW!!!!

I like that pic better!!!.....*wink*


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