Hell Yeah.....................Nice lil ole song fer Thursday  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
1/26/2006 7:28 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hell Yeah.....................Nice lil ole song fer Thursday

While I dont care much for country music.....
This song has some memories associated with it...Good ones Even......MMMM...Hazard Kentucky ....lil road house on a friday night ......Damn

He works way too much for way too little
He drinks way too early till way too late
He hasn't had a raise since new years day
In eighty-eight gets trampled on by everyone
Except when he comes in here
And he's the product of the Haggard generation
He's got a redneck side when you get him agitated
He got the gold toothed look from a stiff right hook
He's proud he took for his right wing stand on Vietnam
Says he lost his brother there

He yells out Johnny Cash
And the band starts to play
A ring of fire as he walks up
And stands there by the stage
And he says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
Life was good and love was easy

She's got an MBA and a plush corner office
She's got a don't mess with me attitude
She'll close a deal she don't reveal that she can feel
The loneliness the emptiness
Except when she comes in here
She's the product of the Me generation
She's got a rock and roll side when you get her agitated
She got the tattoo there on her derriere from a spring break dare
In Panama where love was all she thought she'd ever need

She yells out to the band
Know any Bruce Springsteen
Then she jumps up on the bar
And she, and she starts to scream
She says

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good and love was easy

Yeah, yeah
Can or can't you get my mind off thinkin' 'bout
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Hey, hell yeah

Hell yeah
Turn it up
Right on
Hell yeah
Sounds good
Sing that song
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good

Hell yeah!
Turn it up!
Right on!
Hell yeah!
Sounds good!
Sing that song!
Guitar man playin' all night long
Take me back to where the music hit me
When life was good and love was easy........


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

1/26/2006 7:39 am

Here's the alternative lyrics..........................

BLOODHOUND GANG LYRICS

"Hell Yeah"

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

1/26/2006 7:42 am

differnt hell yeah song.........
Hell Yeah
by H-Blockx
album:
People think they know me,
say I'm wound a little tight.
Tell me I go looking for trouble,
That I'm always ready for a fight.
But I'm just an easy going guy,
not crossing any line.
I'm a caring individual,
most of the time.
Most of the time?
try a lot of the time.
It's just that, it's just that
It's just that,
Oh Hell Yeah!

Chorus:
Sometimes I drink a little beer,
Sometimes I make a little mess.
Sometimes I get a little angry,
Sometimes I kick a little ass.
Well, you know, sometimes I kick a lot of ass.
Oh Hell Yeah.

Some people seem unhappy,
With certain things I say.
They seem to think I'm impolite,
And I'm cultured in some way.
But I'm just an easy going guy,
And I appreciate their advice.
I believe in self-improvement,
And always being nice.
Well, sometimes being nice.
Ocassionally, it's just that,
Oh Hell Yeah!

Chorus:
Sometimes I drink a little beer,
Sometimes I make a little mess.
Sometimes I get a little angry,
Sometimes I kick a little ass.
Well, you know, sometimes I kick a lot of ass.
Well, you know
Oh Hell yeah

Oh hell yeah(X4)

Oh Yeah

Chorus:
Sometimes I drink a little beer,
Sometimes I make a little mess.
Sometimes I get a little angry,
Sometimes I kick a little ass.
Well, you know, sometimes I kick a lot of ass.
Well, you know
Oh hell yeah
(X2)

Oh yeah
Sometimes I kick a lot of ass.


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
1/26/2006 12:50 pm

lol....are we having a HELL YEAH day? wish I was, I just want to say fuck it!!.......


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