Handymans Guide to Redneck Dating...Part Deux....for the guys...  

xxxhandyman4u2 55M
139 posts
3/10/2006 3:32 pm

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3/15/2006 7:06 pm

Handymans Guide to Redneck Dating...Part Deux....for the guys...


Spring is almost here and the nuts are in full bloom....No shit..This is the handymans guide to hunting the elusive red neck pussy part 2...

1.there are only three kinds of pickup trucks...Ford,Chevy,and Dodge....an alternate truck would be a jeep...anything else marks ya as a yuppie...
2.PBR...is acceptible substitute if not a prefered brand....except in western pa then its gotta be stoneys...
3.study up on yer NASCAR...better know it well...
know who Dale Ernhart and Jr. is....talkin nascar is as important as knowin wich end of a gun the bullets go in...
4.NRA stickers....get some...and an NRA hat caint hurt ya none neither...if ya dont fit in ya caint get laid....
5.Politics...brush up here,or ye may end up like her last feller...hangin on the oak by the bridge...Liberals aint gonna cut it...be conservative..
6.If her momma hits on ya...play dumb...and whatever you do dont make fun of momma's hair...
7.have her back by the appointed hour or leave the county...promptness counts here cause its your hide if yer late...
8.be Considerate...if yer at the drive in gettin a blow job tilt the steering wheel so she dont bump her haid***very important*** it'll help ya get laid later...and she will tell all her friends,so if she dumps ya ...one of them will try to catch ya on the rebound...
9.Know hopw to dance at least slow dance...go fur drinks,or a whiz.. during the macarena and them line dance thingamabobs ...or you'll be lookin a fool...
10. at last call remember to beer up....get some take out duffus...

I shore hope this is helpin some of ya...

Good Luck... Happy Hunting....
***Disclaimer*** if ya gets yerself shot it aint my fault...

rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
3/10/2006 4:56 pm

Redneck women, gotta love em. Nothin like a woman in tight jeans and an over sized flannel shirt playing pool.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/10/2006 8:16 pm

Up here in Canada, if you know about us,the true test of courage is to drive a Volkswagon from Lethbridge, AB to Edmonton, AB with a bumber sticker that says...I'm gay, I voted Liberal and I support the gun registry...LMAO

Good Post!

lustytaurus


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

3/10/2006 9:31 pm

The next installment is how to turn an abandoned camper or motor home inter yer Redneck lovers hideaway.....stay tuned...


silverbreeze2 65F

3/10/2006 9:58 pm

Red Neck Women, they are as fragile as coal trucks! Great advice on dating!!


rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
3/11/2006 6:42 am

Redneck Woman are Tough & Sassy!.....But that Nascar your talking about is ALL wrong!...You got to know the #20 and #9 car!..


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

3/12/2006 2:51 pm

I couldnt tell ya who drove wut...but around here if ya dont know somethin about nascar yer fucked....


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