whoa there, kids!  

xxshort_storyxx 36F
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11/17/2005 11:56 pm

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whoa there, kids!

The dry spell has lasted so long that now I'm at a point where I don't even know where to begin. Oh, I know, there's doggiestyle and anal and licking my pussy all day until I cum (you don't even know me, are you sure about that?), to say nothing of the veritable buffet of cock pictures emailed for my viewing pleasure.

I'm starting to think I'm in the wrong place. I love sex, and I'd really like to have some. But I just don't get excited by bad spelling and members-only pictures. I'll tell you what makes me hot: a great ass in a pair of jeans, cool shoes, five o' clock shadow, a quick wit. There's hope for a well-written email, but so far nothing has really pushed my buttons. Maybe I'm just too picky.

Too young, too old, too far away...please, if I have to drive more than 30 minutes to get laid it's just not worth it. I know what you're thinking: "baby I can make it worth your while." I bet you could. But I could save myself the gas and just settle for my vibrator. After all, an orgasm is an orgasm, right? Why is it so important that I have someone else give it to me?

Furthermore, why expend that energy when I can channel it into my work?

marketman48 63M
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11/20/2005 10:48 am

certainly a lot of good points princess. but "chill" and be alittle more open-minded i think. you are right about the site but have fun with it. the grammar, spelling etc. you are spot right on. that is a big turnoff. i went to stanford. i mean the majority of folks have never been to college. so, consider the source. since it's going to be about 80 degrees today i'm playing tennis and going to the beach. what about you?

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