Some Animal Lovin'  

xx_44DD_xx 51F
304 posts
8/6/2005 6:18 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Some Animal Lovin'

A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare
species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who
was a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought
of Eddie Standen, a large redneck part-time intern, who was
responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest,
but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under the following four conditions:
1. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about
this." The park administrator again readily
agreed to this condition.

3. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be
raised Southern Baptist." Once again the
administrator agreed.

4. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to give me
another week to come up with the $500.00.

SweetLoadInKC 45M

8/6/2005 2:26 pm

Ooooooo..... that's bad...... hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Masseur_0 41M

8/6/2005 4:10 pm

that's the best I've heard in a while...nice ending...Gotta remember that one....

xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/7/2005 6:23 am

Sweetload....... glad you liked it

Masseur...... hey, at least you can remember the jokes (I am THE worst joke teller on earth)

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/8/2005 7:45 am

Spur o' the moment redneck joke.

The day before his wedding the groom asks his father, "Daddy, I just found out Mary Sue is a virgin. What should I do?"
His father replies, "Son, don't marry her. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."


overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/8/2005 7:48 am

Spur o' the moment animal joke.

Two guys standing on a street corner watching a dog lick himself. One guy looks to the other and says, "I wish I could do that."
The other replies, "Well, I'd pet him first."

xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/9/2005 11:45 am

psst hey loon? don't quit your day job sugar lmao!!!!!!!!

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