"I need a dick" .... She said LOUDLY  

xx_44DD_xx 51F
304 posts
8/3/2005 5:49 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"I need a dick" .... She said LOUDLY


So, it's girls night out....... (true story)

We are having a good time, as waiters often do? They have horrible timing. They ask 'how is everything' when your mouth is full - inevitably.

My best friend told our waiter that everything was fine other than the fact...... she needs a dick.

The waiter says 'okay' walks away - then at the bar everyone is laughing.

It dawns on me........... HE MISUNDERSTOOD HER!!

We were talking about home improvements... she is fighting with her contractor to get a new DECK!!

We just let the waiter think what he wanted. Would have taken too long to explain.

We laughed in the car all the way home til our sides hurt though.

overworkedloon 56M
400 posts
8/4/2005 5:30 pm

A really good waiter would have gotten that dick for her. I'll tell you you just don't get service like you used to.


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/5/2005 7:44 am

LMAO overworkedloon!! You're right - instead of leaving a tip? We should have complained to management


rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
8/5/2005 3:19 pm

And he would have asked how she wanted it done...[blog Never911]

Thanks for stopping by


xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/6/2005 5:13 am

Well done........... of course


Priapeo 46M

8/9/2005 8:25 am

Yes, it's like that sudden cessation of the background hum at a party just when you raise your voice saying something embarassing... unfortunately such things don't happen ony in the movies.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


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