Strange happenings in the maine woods  

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10/17/2005 11:16 am

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Strange happenings in the maine woods


ok, so last friday night I am out for a walk in the woods. There is a trail that leads to a small opening where there are two stone statues, one of apollo and one of venus. They are facing each other on opposite sides, one arm outstreached toward the other. A yearning look on their faces. They have been there for as long as I can remember...

It's getting dark by the time I near the opening and I am enjoying the fresh air, when I hear a humming sound and a strange yellow hue, almost a bright light envelopes the clearing.

I hear a voice and it says something like
"I have given you life, for this one night, do what you will and enjoy it."

Well, needless to say, I am on alert mode, I expected to be and was for all intents and purposes alone. So with my best hunting sneek mode I approached the clearing, what I saw was a naked man and a woman in
a loving embrace just finishing a kiss. Then they turned and held hands and trotted off behind some nearby bushes. I snuck up closer,
this was too much to resist.

I heard the woman giggling, playful sounds, and then out-right laughter...

As I approached the bushes, I could make out their naked figures in the dusk. What I heard and saw next was truly astounding !

I recognised their faces as those of the two statues from the clearing, how could this be?

The man was standing, and the woman was kneeling in front of him, holding, rather pinning a pigeon
to the ground.

The woman next stood up and said "ok, now you hold him down and I'll Shit on his head"

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