How "Real" is "Real" when they say "keep it real"?  

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12/4/2005 3:12 pm

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How "Real" is "Real" when they say "keep it real"?

Yes, a poser no doubt.

I've been in those relationships that are just starting out, the first blush of romance, the hormonal sex chemistry just kicking and then he says "I want a real woman, one that is independent and smart and knows what she wants and goes after it. I want a woman who can stand on her own two feet." and so on.

This statement is the kiss of death. Best just to smile, fuck his brains out and send him on his merry way before things get bad.

What do I mean by bad? Perhaps I should expand on that.

I dated this guy who was fine with the fact I could put oil in my car and get it into the right hole, that I could change a tire and, with an appropriate amount of squealing and dancing could kill a spider on my own. This guy who decided to show me what a "He-Man" he was by taking me target shooting and asking me to shoot. He had me aim at a sillohuette and said "now shoot to stop him."

Well now that is something of a quandry. I'm a country girl. If someone had traveled far enough out to BFE to break into your house, they were up to no good and you would be pushing up daisies by the time you were found.

My response was "so, shoot to kill." This was not a question.

"no, no. Just shoot to stop him." he said with an indulgent smile.

Now I was getting a wee bit peeved. "If I shoot to stop him he can still get me, either to do me harm physically or to sue my ass off once he's out of jail for B&E. You shoot to kill and make sure he falls and dies in the house."

So, in exasperation he says, "shoot it where ever you want to." Like I was gonna miss.

So, I unloaded 5 shots. He got a bit miffed saying I miscounted. My response was ,"its 6 shots, I kept one in case I missed the first 5. I can hit him when he's on top of me.

So he walks down to get the target and comes back without it. My response was "did I miss?" and all he said was, "Get in the truck."

So I got down to get my target. 5 shots within a dime of each other in the face of this target.

So, smiling and unloading my gun, I walk to the truck which, is already running. I get in, he doesnt say a damn thing to me the whole ride back. Get to my apartment and he comes in. I ask, "are you ok?" he said fine and gathers his stuff. Before he leaves he leaves the door key on the table and I never see him again.

Wonder what he had been planning.

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
12/4/2005 5:02 pm

LOL Nice story, you should have kep[t that last bullet and threw it at him as he left the door, as a keepsake of course.

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
12/4/2005 5:17 pm

IM not sure what he was planing, But his reaction is a common one. I started to take some classes for a civil service test. A friend of mine is a cop, and has a marksman badge. So I ask him to see if he could take me to a range
so I could try their service revolver before I purchased
one. He said fine. We shoot for about 20 minutes. About 2 weeks later after I bought my own gun he came into the range
and he watched me place 6 playing cards in a diamond pattern.
He ask me what I planed to do, I told him I was trying to put 2 rounds in each card with a reload. He laughed and said go-ahead so I did. He said pretty good. I said give it a try.
He fired 2 shots and missed set down the gun and walked out the door.

rm_havdwillfuck 54M

12/5/2005 4:34 am

I know feelings get hurt when there is an effort to make the relationship personal. If that was what you wanted, then that guy needed to hit the road. He showed how mature he was by the way he handled it. Maybe next time you will just do like you say in your blog- fuck him and move on.

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