Kenny the Rooster  

wop1155 61F
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7/27/2006 8:57 am

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8/30/2006 8:04 pm

Kenny the Rooster

A farmer goes to buy a rooster and finds Kenny. He costs alot of money, but the farmer decides he'll be worth it.
The farmer takes Kenny home, sits him down and gives him a pep talk.
"I want you to pace yourself. You've got alot of chickens to service and you cost me alot of money. I need you to do a good job, so take your time and have some fun," the farmer says, with a chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer points to the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!-Kenny nails every chicken in the hen house - three or four times. The farmer is shocked!
Then the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and sure enough, Kenny is there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. By sunset, Kenny is out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught,worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up to find Kenny on his back, stone cold, in the middle of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says,"Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down and now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods towards the vultures and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."

wop1155 61F

7/27/2006 9:36 pm

Thanks Spunky!

rm_SloDaddy56 60M
1 post
4/9/2008 7:49 pm

Good one !!!

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