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about gold membership???!!!
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Oct 3, 2009 11:24 am
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hah? how to becum gold membership without spending any money?
i dunno how to add people, cannot view their profile and photo
and hence, less chance to noe more ppl and cannot hang out with y'all
about the point, i oni got 3600pt, but here need 4K point wor..who can help me???
sob sob sob
love y'all
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i have a great night but it was horrible (part 2 )
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Oct 3, 2009 11:21 am
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so, there were total 6 of us, 3 pretty girls and 3 handsome guys..haha
Jessie couple with Lee and Jane couple with Harvin.
my boyfriend took out my favorite movie, the actress was MARIA OZAWA, so i assumed y'all know who she was and what kind of movie was that.. yes, japanese porn and uncensored..
Maria Ozawa has great stature, her boobs has at least C-cup, but smaller than mine, haha.... she can do many type of style, riding horse, doggy style, blowjob, lick the actor's ass....all sort of things
Just half way of the movie, my boyfriend was hot, he took of his shirt and pants and left underpants only. He was starting to play with his cock bcoz he was excited. Jessie said: hey, Joshua, why so fast? wait lah, wait us take off all clothes then oni start the game mah.. dun play urself mah, ur got woon woon, if not i can help u also..hehe
my bf said: ok lah, since u so desperate, like desperate housewife..come, i count till 10, y'all muz take of all clothes and left nothing, guys..no worry, i got plenty of condom here..
1,2,3.....10
all were naked and left nothing..holly crap, this was the 1st time i saw real cock beside my bf 1. my bf has normal size, around 14cm, Lee has longer cock, 16cm and Harvin has longest cock, and very hairy because he is indian..
Jessie's breast is A-cup, but the nipple very hard. Jane has C-cup, her pubic hair was like jungle..haha
ok, to be continue again..
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i have a great night but it was horrible
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Nov 7, 2008 8:05 pm
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Me and my boyfriend have plan a party tonight..in the morning,me n him go supermaket to buy some stuff,such as beer,wine,food n some party gadget..
v have invited 4 of our best friends who they are 2 couples.after they listen to our plan,they wolud lovely 2 come n enjoy the party..
when v back home,v started to prepare things,my boyfriend cook the food n i clean the room.
when at night, they came..2 handsome guys n 2 pretty girls..v open the wine,drink beers,eat food n watch football.v really enjoy the party..
after finish the match...it was late night about 1am..then,our real party begins..
to b continue
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2nd funny jokes
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Nov 7, 2008 12:36 am
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A horse and a chicken are playing outside of the barn. The horse falls in quicksand and says "quick chicken, go in the barn and get the Harley Davidson Motorcycle and pull me out."
Surly enough the chicken got the bike and attached a rope to the end and threw the other end to the horse, reVved the engine , and pulled out the horse.
Moments later, the chicken fell into the quicksand.
The horse (too big for the bike) dangled his dick in front of the chicken and said "quick grab my dick and i will pull you out!"
It worked, the horse and the chicken were overjoyed with this accomplishment and they lived happily ever after
What is the moral in this story?
"If your hung like a horse, you don¡¦t need a Harley to pick up chicks."
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a funny joke
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Nov 5, 2008 5:04 am
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A US guy, a chinese, and a japanese travel to africa,but they are accidentally caught by the native wild people there.
The elder say:''if 3 of your penis together are longer than 10 inches,i gonna let u go."
After the measurement,3 of them are free n then they run away quickly.
when in a safe place,3 of them are talking back about the experience that they juz face.
the US guy says:''luckily my penis got 5 inches long,if not all of us will die."
the chinese says:"luckily my penis got 4 inches long,if not,all of US will die oso."
finally,the japanese say proudly:"u 2 r lucky,if i did not erect,3 of us die oledi.."
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i got cheated by a friend
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Nov 2, 2008 1:33 am
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i got a friend,he like to blaugh n toks alot...av time among a group of friends,he tok the most 1.he always says he can drive,he drive in high way with the 160km/h using kancil...he even say he got alot of girlfriends although he not really have even 1..
well,in an opportunity occasion,he sit beside me..he starts flirting with me,says that he can lick my pp n make me high,he can give me portugese breakfast n make me wet many times..
i trust him n go hotel with him..
oh my god, his penis lenght oni 4 inches after erect...so bloody short,n he shoot after 2 minutes...tat the most dissapointed sex i have ever had....oh my god...
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