i have a great night but it was horrible Nov 7, 2008 8:05 pm 1074 Views Me and my boyfriend have plan a party tonight..in the morning,me n him go supermaket to buy some stuff,such as beer,wine,food n some party gadget.. v have invited 4 of our best friends who they are 2 couples.after they listen to our plan,they wolud lovely 2 come n enjoy the party.. when v back home,v started to prepare things,my boyfriend cook the food n i clean the room. when at night, they came..2 handsome guys n 2 pretty girls..v open the wine,drink beers,eat food n watch football.v really enjoy the party.. after finish the match...it was late night about 1am..then,our real party begins.. to b continue 15 Comments

2nd funny jokes Nov 7, 2008 12:36 am 862 Views A horse and a chicken are playing outside of the barn. The horse falls in quicksand and says "quick chicken, go in the barn and get the Harley Davidson Motorcycle and pull me out." Surly enough the chicken got the bike and attached a rope to the end and threw the other end to the horse, reVved the engine , and pulled out the horse. Moments later, the chicken fell into the quicksand. The horse (too big for the bike) dangled his dick in front of the chicken and said "quick grab my dick and i will pull you out!" It worked, the horse and the chicken were overjoyed with this accomplishment and they lived happily ever after What is the moral in this story? "If your hung like a horse, you don¡¦t need a Harley to pick up chicks." 4 Comments

a funny joke Nov 5, 2008 5:04 am 929 Views A US guy, a chinese, and a japanese travel to africa,but they are accidentally caught by the native wild people there. The elder say:''if 3 of your penis together are longer than 10 inches,i gonna let u go." After the measurement,3 of them are free n then they run away quickly. when in a safe place,3 of them are talking back about the experience that they juz face. the US guy says:''luckily my penis got 5 inches long,if not all of us will die." the chinese says:"luckily my penis got 4 inches long,if not,all of US will die oso." finally,the japanese say proudly:"u 2 r lucky,if i did not erect,3 of us die oledi.." 5 Comments

i got cheated by a friend Nov 2, 2008 1:33 am 1098 Views i got a friend,he like to blaugh n toks alot...av time among a group of friends,he tok the most 1.he always says he can drive,he drive in high way with the 160km/h using kancil...he even say he got alot of girlfriends although he not really have even 1.. well,in an opportunity occasion,he sit beside me..he starts flirting with me,says that he can lick my pp n make me high,he can give me portugese breakfast n make me wet many times.. i trust him n go hotel with him.. oh my god, his penis lenght oni 4 inches after erect...so bloody short,n he shoot after 2 minutes...tat the most dissapointed sex i have ever had....oh my god... 14 Comments

my sexy blog Nov 2, 2008 1:23 am 1085 Views funny,n nice 5 Comments

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