Your Man What?  

womanoirish 54F
346 posts
1/30/2006 7:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Your Man What?

I realize that men have a penchant for naming their body parts. Since I’ve joined A F F, I never knew the extent of this little affectation. Most of the time I ignore it and life moves on. Kind of like ignoring catcalls from construction workers. I pretend I don’t hear their lewd, lurid comments and go about my business.

Lately, though, the quality of these has sunk to an all-time low (just when you thought it couldn’t sink any lower or even wondered if there ever was "quality" to such a thing). I’ve received the following attractive offers yes, please add heavy sarcasm to that phrase from several “gentlemen” here on A F F who have nicknames for their semen;

Would love to give you a big dose of my hot man gravy…That sounds rather disgusting, I think I’ll pass.

Let me inject my sticky baby-making fluid into you…Um, let’s not and say we did, k? Buh-bye.

would love to stuff my cock into your tight pussy until you beg for my man sauce…I’d really like to know if that line ever works for you. Seriously.

Man sauce? Man gravy? Blech. How about I give semen some nicknames of my own?

Let’s try cock snot…it's a little more accurate don’t you think? What about penis poop? Makes me want to play with the wee willy just about as much as “man gravy” does. I think those terms have just as much chance of getting these men sex as any of their nicknames. Zero.

I thought I’d also share this latest gem I found when I googled the term “penis nicknames” yes, I have way too much time on my hands and for this you’ll suffer…From Chickenhead’s webpage;

The Absolute Bottom 50 Penis Nicknames.
1.Pennis the Menace
2.The Ramburglar
3.The Giving Tree
4.Wrinklebeast
5.Acorn Andy
6.Johnny Come Early
7.Third Arm of Justice
8.The Zipper Ripper
9.Everybody Loves the Nubbin
10.Lance Wyoming
11.Gertrude Frankenstein
12.Twinkie
13.The Exxon Valdenis
14.Tony the Hustler
15.The Littlest Traffic Cop
16.Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
17.Donald Pump
18.Admiral James T. Cock
19.President Johnson
20.Kaptain Kielbasa
21.Old Drizzly
22.Federal Love Project
23.Chief of Staff
24.Pope John Pole III
25.Thor's Hammer
26.King Leer
27.Schtuppopolis
28.The Molten Mushroom
29.The Powerprawn
30.Scepter of Sordidness
31.Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
32.Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
33.E.T.'s Stinkfinger
34.Niagara Balls
35.Meat Maelstrom
36.Trembling Torpedo
37.King Ohyeah
38.Buster McThunderstick
39.Madeleine Albright
40.The Viscount of Veins
41.The New York Post
42.Winnie the Cock
43.The Sixth Beatle
44.The True Cross
45.The Fleshy Winnebago
46.The Squinty Blowpop
47.The Slim Reaper
48.Jack Kerouwacker
49.The Naughtiest Cardinal
50.Master's Pincushion

I think I like Trembling Torpedo. I always enjoy a good oxymoron, but never a moron.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/5/2006 3:49 pm

Oh shit, this is hysterical. So glad I wandered over here today.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
2/5/2006 3:50 pm

Oh yeah and by the way, I don't really want to hurt the feelings of our dear male friends, but I just think of it as the yucky stuff.

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CTseeker40 47M  
8 posts
2/8/2006 9:04 pm

Oh shit this hysterical is RIGHT! I find this a bit disturbing that my counterparts SERIOUSLY think about a "COOL" name for their dicks. My god, it's your penis, dick, cock, tool, rod or shaft. Pick one of those. Don't sit for hours on the shitter trying to come up with some "clever" name that the ditzy broad you brought home from the bar will find amusing.

Keep up the good work!


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/8/2006 9:39 pm

That's 'cause you ain't never been baptized by Voodoo's hot man chowder, Wahine... it make ya feel like a woman!

Cock snot... HAH! (Sorry, I don't do "lol".)


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