The Adventures of Sir Cocks-a-Lot, A Knight of the Order of Penis  

womanoirish 53F
346 posts
1/15/2006 10:31 pm

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The Adventures of Sir Cocks-a-Lot, A Knight of the Order of Penis

In which our Hero is given His Purpose

In a certain corner of A F F, the name of which I do not choose to remember, there lately lived a chivalrous cock. This certain gentlecock pondered the loss of Romance in the Kingdom. ”Whatever happened to chivalry and manners? What about courting and flirting? Is Romance dead?”, cried our Hero Member.

Our Member, fully persuaded that it was highly expedient and for the good of the public, to Quest for that lost Art, namely Romance. A helmet he required but only found a simple headpiece lacking a beaver. This he soon remedied and adorned his member with golden blushes and prepared to sally forth. One thing more this gentlecock required so that other knights-errant would recocknize a fellow quester was a distinguished title. Thusly, Sir Cocks-a-Lot was knighted under the Holy Order of Penis, created in 133 A.D. by Pope Phallus III. (Actually, there is some dispute about that among religious scholars. Some say the Order of the Penis was really created three hundred years earlier by Xius and Brutus, a Greek comedy team who held annual pissing contests outside the Roman Coliseum. Archeologists have found some meager piss stains at their latest dig site but DNA tests have proved inconclusive.)

These preparations made, Sir Cocks-a-Lot could no longer resist the desire of executing his Quest. His helmet erectly in place, Sir Cocks-a-Lot went in search of a mount, something no Knight should be without.

Thus ends the first installment of The Adventures of Sir Cocks-a-Lot. The next installment will answer the burning question (oh, bad choice of words there, um, okay, maybe not burning but immediate) of who will Sir Cocks-a-Lot find as his mount? And does that gold itch?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
1/16/2006 8:50 pm

I thought you girls ordered penises from the back pages of the free press...


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