TV in Bedroom Slows Sex  

womanoirish 53F
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1/23/2006 8:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

TV in Bedroom Slows Sex

Did y'all see that story?

A team of Italian psychologists studied over 500 couples about their sex lives and found out that if a television is in the bedroom, the couple's sex life goes down the toilet.

The study said that the average Italian couple sans TV in the bedroom have sex twice a week or eight times a month. When a TV is in the bedroom, that falls to four times a month.

Italian couples over the age of 50 without a TV in the boudoir (wait, that's French. What's the Italian word for bedroom? Anyone?) average seven times per month. Wow. That fact alone is amazing. I'm impressed. But put a TV in those over-50's bedroom and the average coupling drops to 1.5 per month.

Okay, so what is the .5 about? Is it got started halfway and then Woody failed? Fell asleep because had a little too much vino with dinner? Started in the bedroom but ended up in the living room so it doesn't count? What?

Couples, if you don't think you're getting enough sex and you have a TV in your bedroom, you might want to think about removing it. Single people? I got nuthin' for ya, dearie. Hey, don't get upset, I'm single too and I got nuthin' for me either.

oh, the picture? Ummmm, yeah, it has nothing to do with the article but I sure do like that man's ass.

gnr8nrg 45M

1/23/2006 8:34 pm

That's some information the networks won't be running with.

RailBaron2 54M

1/23/2006 8:56 pm

I hate to tell them - when I was married She woudn't have a T.V. in the House. & I still only got it 2ce a month.

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