Impotence problem? Take Viagra  

womanoirish 54F
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12/28/2005 11:22 pm

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Impotence problem? Take Viagra


Where in all the etiquette books does it tell you how to delicately inform someone that he might possibly need this drug? The bad part is that the only way you’re going to know that he does need it is when you’re in the middle of doing the nasty with him. Or trying to do the nasty. Or want to do the nasty. Or wishing to do the nasty. Um…could we have some nasty? There isn’t going to be any nasty, is there? heavy sigh

And for your edification, the medical definition of impotence is a consistent inability to achieve or sustain an erection sufficient for sexual intercourse. That’s right. I said the "I" word. None of this homogenized, politically correct, sugar-coated “sexual dysfunction” bullshit. If your cock can’t stay hard long enough ….sidebar, there are just so many things I could say about that last sentence that I just can’t pick one. Seriously. End sidebar...to do the deed, then seek help.

Honestly, I don’t know about this “consistent” crap, either. One session of completely unsatisfactory sex is enough for me. Or rather, not enough. I don’t care if the problem is consistent or not. Get your limp ass to the doctor and get a prescription. Hell, go to Pfizer’s™ website, they give free samples away.

**disclaimer~this blog in no way represents any type of medical advice. Always consult your doctor first before doing anything. Seriously ‒ anything…drinking water, bending at the waist, taking a bubble bath, cleaning out the junk drawer, buying a car…anything.**

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