If AFF existed outside of Cyber-Space...  

womanoirish 54F
346 posts
12/30/2005 6:39 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If AFF existed outside of Cyber-Space...

...it would be the raunchiest, smelliest bar with a brothel upstairs, sitting on the edge of some sickly green swamp. Only way to get there would be by dirt road and ya'd have to bring a shot-gun for protection against the crocs and other vermin. Especially the three-legged kind.

Yeah, if AdultFriendFinder existed outside of Cyber-Space, it would be Porky's.

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
1/6/2006 2:35 pm

Don't forget the sticky stuff under the tables (it could be gum, but then again.............).

It would need a really bad blues band playing out of tune in one corner too.

Finally, there should be a hat from every guy who goes in there stapled to one wall: John Deere, Mack, Ford, a wall of deluxe hillbilly chapeaus.

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