What Are YOU Doing On This Site, Damn It!  

wistfuljester 64M
1259 posts
8/14/2006 2:16 am

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8/18/2006 9:59 pm

What Are YOU Doing On This Site, Damn It!


Don't you just love those people (mostly men) who rant about how people shouldn't be on here looking for more than casual sex?

"Go to EHarmony", they whine.

"Hey, get a grip, this site promised that if I joined it I could get laid TONIGHT. What's with all this soul-mate stuff?" they snarl.

"What do you mean, you want more than just a dick? You expect me to be intelligent and polite, TOO? What--are you crazy??"

"Damn! I can't get laid ANYWHERE!"

That's right, Bucko, you just don't get it. Time to pull out that pocket pussy again...



wistfuljester 64M

8/14/2006 3:04 am

In other words, if you're too crude to get laid here, you're just too crude to get laid anywhere!


SuzieQ4U60 61F

8/14/2006 3:47 am

YEAH !!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeee's back.

Welcome back, my dear! Glad to see you. And have a great Monday. I gotta work, but will be back later this evening, after dinner with the son and grandbabies.

hugs,
suz


wistfuljester replies on 8/14/2006 9:01 pm:
Hi, Suz! I hope you had a great dinner with your loved ones!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/14/2006 8:22 am

To the ****wits: See, this is why the jackrabbit vibes are so damn popular...

I've goten laid several times, met them on this site. I'm just not interested in casual sex any more, I prefer it to be extreeeeemely deliberate.


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


wistfuljester replies on 8/14/2006 9:02 pm:
LOL...I like that: extreeeeeemely deliberate.

Hey, I don't blame you--the casual meets I've had with women from this site haven't been all that great, either.

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
8/14/2006 2:19 pm

They can always pay a hoe and shut the fuck up! They'll get laid right then and there!

DISCLAIMER: I hope I didn't offend those who are looking for free pussy. Whatever!


wistfuljester replies on 8/14/2006 9:03 pm:
Personally, I hope you DID offend them...

QueenofBitches69 46F

8/14/2006 10:46 pm

I found LOVE on A.F.F. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HA!!!


wistfuljester replies on 8/14/2006 11:32 pm:
Hey, it beat EHarmony anyday...lol.

SuzieQ4U60 61F

8/16/2006 5:01 am

I joined EHarmony once, a couple years ago. A match was supposed to be so rare that when you find one, you should just be grateful and jump at the chance for forever happiness. Well, eharmony found 31 matches for me here in the Roanoke area. I met 2 of them. 1 guy sat all night and put down and talked trash about his ex..... now THAT was lovely first meeting conversation. Didn't see him again. He whined too much, and plus....he was perfect. He had to be to have been able to put up with that horrible ex he had.
The 2nd man I met.... well how do I put this, without upsetting nor offending anyone..... he had a disability. When he attempted to walk, he had these 2 crutch like things, one on each arm....and his feet drug behind him, he was totally paralized. His walls were yellow from cigarette smoke, and he was drinking a gin and tonic at 10:30 am. I have asthma and cannot be around alot of smoke...and I put all this in my profile....but here was eharmony matching us up as a perfect match. Yeah RIGHT. I didn't bother to meet anymore of the "perfect matches" they had for me. I let my membership expire after the 3 months I paid for. Its a bunch of crap there.
Even tho this is a sex site, its much more real that eharmony was. Well, for me anyway.

suz


wistfuljester replies on 8/16/2006 8:56 pm:
Yeah, I put in MY 3 months, too. It's damned expensive and just plain worthless.

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