She Had 38G's  

wistfuljester 64M
1259 posts
8/6/2006 2:52 am

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9/2/2006 2:27 pm

She Had 38G's


She had 38G's, and I don't know why,
Something about her just caught my eye.
She was young and smart and oh, so coy,
For some damned reason she called me LeRoy.

I was afraid of those jugs, but I asked her out,
For dinner at a place called the Twist and Shout.
We did just fine, getting seated and stuff,
And the food was great, and seemed enough.

She was wearing this tight little mini-dress,
I could see her bra was feeling the stress.
Every so often I would hear it groan,
And those breasts would bobble all on their own.

We got through the salad without a hitch,
Then came the soup which made her bitch.
She fussed and she fumed that it was too cold,
She called the waiter and proceeded to scold.

She waved her arms, and that bra it popped,
So into her soup, her boobies flopped.
My eyes misted over, as the soup did fly,
So I didn't really see that other guy.

They say that soup bowl flipped and soared,
The man behind her was quickly floored.
"Oops", she giggled, as I stared in awe,
"I guess I need another bra!"

timberwolf6972 44M

8/6/2006 3:55 am

You are awful Jester! I love it! {=}


wistfuljester replies on 8/6/2006 10:29 pm:
I wrote this after I got home from karaoke last night...not sure how it came about...lol.

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
8/7/2006 12:19 am

this was really funny...
at least I thought it was..


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


wistfuljester replies on 8/7/2006 12:24 am:
Glad you liked it. As I said, I'm not sure why it all just popped into my head...lol

B_Stinga_b_i_ 47M/45F

8/7/2006 3:35 pm

your too much


wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:05 pm:
Yep, and that's what SHE said...lmao!

SuzieQ4U60 61F

8/9/2006 12:08 pm

Wistful, my dear....... where are you?

i miss you

suz


wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:05 pm:
I'm here, Suz, I just haven't felt like posting lately.

Steel_Legs 58M/F

8/10/2006 10:16 am

One day he's disecting and discussing popular cutlture with command and they next he offers us this little ditty 'bout the gal with huge titties. That's what I call range. Rock on Wistful


wistfuljester replies on 8/11/2006 6:06 pm:
Just a stupid little bit of doggerel..lol

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
8/13/2006 1:32 am

Too funny! *Y*

Peace


wistfuljester replies on 8/13/2006 1:27 pm:
Thanks, Hunny!

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