Only In America  

wistfuljester 64M
1259 posts
7/24/2006 11:13 pm

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7/26/2006 8:20 am

Only In America

I really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/25/2006 12:20 am

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

ROFL!!!! I never thought of that!

wistfuljester replies on 7/25/2006 12:46 am:
I know--the first time I noticed it, I was quite

ZZ_Todd 59M

7/25/2006 2:00 am

I'm so glad I stopped by here today! Genius... simply brilliant!

for President

The Time is NOW!

wistfuljester replies on 7/26/2006 8:21 am:
I wouldn't last in the job very long--I'm too

SuzieQ4U60 61F

7/25/2006 12:06 pm

Another goodie from the one, the only....Wistful !!!

wistfuljester replies on 7/26/2006 8:22 am:
Kisses, Suz...always nice to see you here.

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