I Used To Think Phone Sex Was The Stupidest Thing I'd Ever Heard Of...  

wistfuljester 64M
1259 posts
6/3/2006 9:28 pm

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6/4/2006 11:42 am

I Used To Think Phone Sex Was The Stupidest Thing I'd Ever Heard Of...


...and then along came cybersex. Move over, phone sex!

LMAO!

I mean, come on: how excited am I supposed to get while using a typewriter, for God's sake!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the views of wistfuljester's penis.

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
6/3/2006 10:07 pm

i am pretty creative and have a way with words, but i have never figured out how to spell the sounds i make...
and besides, if you can still type how good can the sex possibly be???
(that is how i have always felt about it)
now the telephone is a bit differant in my opinion... with a sexy voiced imaginative phonemate i have had some fun... i consider it voice enhanced masturbation..
but even that gets stale after a while.. but i will take ma bell over bill gates in a heartbeat...


Virtue Alone Ennobles


wistfuljester replies on 6/4/2006 11:31 am:
I hear you. I agree phone sex is better, even though it does get old soon.

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/3/2006 10:22 pm

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the views of wistfuljester's penis.

Laffin my tail off ........ i often use a similar line, ...but the last word is "clit" ........ of course we all know that old adage, ... "a hard clit has no conscience".

oh, agree on your America bashing post ..... as a canadian amongst a bunch of US haters, on the Left Coast yet, I marvel at the determination of some in your country to do what is right and feel pride in your troops ......back in the nazi era, many other counties, mine Brits, Aussies were the equal and maybe a lil better ......now, my country is not in the play (trying to get back in with a new govt, but i fear govt will change again and back to same old) ... now you guys are doin the heavy slogging for the world, and i appreciate it. Cried for your boys on mem day, lost a dady to war myself in fact.

anyhow, u know where i stand ... all "typed out" .....tired ... rambling a lil ...from posting on that stupid "40 reasons to hate bush post ....."hate"?? wow. ...and TTiggers post challenging it ... i got pretty mouthy and wordy, lol. I bet u would know both posts???

like your attitude ... will be back .... my blog is mainly sex (mfm & squirtin, as i got way behind on the earlier terrorism "Smell the Coffee" which we felt passionate about for last 15 years , middle east etc stuff i was doin ... will try to get back to it , as it is a priority in our lives.

LilJessicaSQuirt
♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§


wistfuljester replies on 6/4/2006 11:34 am:
Thanks for your comments and compliments.

Wow, you guys have a really fancy blog! Congrats!

TheCliticals 35F/F

6/4/2006 2:11 am

We're having too much sex to have time to try it

Thank you for visiting our blog.


wistfuljester replies on 6/4/2006 11:34 am:
Good for you. And you're welcome.

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