Hillbilly Sex  

wistfuljester 64M
1259 posts
12/12/2005 8:11 pm

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6/24/2006 3:52 pm

Hillbilly Sex


There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally.
One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut's sex?"

Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, "Well, Junior, I reckon yore "bout ol 'nuff to find out. Maw, take off all yer clothes, jump up on the bed, and spread yore legs."

After Maw is undressed and lying on the bed, Paw looks at Junior and says, "You see that there hole on Maw? Well, jist watch ol' Paw."

Paw jumps on top of Maw and starts doing her every which way.

About this time, Sally walks in, walks over to Junior and whispers, "Jun...Junior. wh-whut's that?"

Junior being a man of the world now, looks back at Sally and grins, "That's whatcha call 'sex'."

"You see that there hole on Paw? Jist watch ol' Junior...."

ArmorMonadCharm 44F

12/20/2005 12:20 pm

LMAO.......

Now that was cute.......
Thanks for the laugh !!!!!

*blush*


1deltafox 51M/47F

12/23/2005 9:09 am

Brings to mind the movie where Bert Reynolds is told to "squeal like a pig!"


2lazy2p69 70M  
519 posts
9/28/2006 9:02 am

That is funny ! Very funny


outdoorman94 47M

9/28/2006 5:20 pm

LMAO HAVE TO SAY VERY GOOD!


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