Damn! I Could Have Been Rich If I'd Thought Of This! LOL  

wistfuljester 64M
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6/24/2006 10:15 pm

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1/23/2007 8:43 pm

Damn! I Could Have Been Rich If I'd Thought Of This! LOL

Check it out: they sell the "Pussy Snorkel" for $12.95 to $15.95, plus $6.95 shipping and handling! I could have been filthy RICH, I tell you!

I think these guys know they're laughing all the way to the bank:

The cone shaped nostril inserts were designed to allow one size to fit all. The slider provides a snug fit. The clitoral stimulator, with natural head movement, excites the receiver, in addition to the oral arousal. In short, it doubles the pleasure, and doubles the fun! With The Pussy Snorkel you won't miss a lick!

WARNING: USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.

The Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O. Insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, rub the clitoral stimulator against your favorite coral reef and start with the tongue action. With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Note: If you use it lying down, make sure you turn your hips to avoid a case of the bends.

Should I get the one that glows in the dark?

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