memories gone  

wishlist3 59M/60F
142 posts
2/13/2006 7:13 pm

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6/13/2006 12:42 pm

memories gone


Some one sent me these two jokes & they really do ring true.

When i went to lunch today, i noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped & asked her what was wrong. She said, "i have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning & then gets up & makes me pancakes, sauage, fresh fruit & freshly ground coffee." i said , "Well, then why are u crying?" she said, "he makes me homemade soup for lunch & my favorite brownies & then makes love to me for half the afternoon." i said " well, why are u crying? she said " For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine & my favorite dessert & then makes love to me until 2:00 am." I said well, "Why in the world would u be crying?" she said "i can't remember where i live!."

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they shared all kinds of activities & adventures. Lately their activities had been limited to meeting a few times to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other & said " Now don't get mad at me ... i know we've been friends for a long time.... but i just can't think of u're name! i've thought & thought but i can't remember it. Please tell me u're name." Her friend glared at her. For at lest three minutes she just stared & glared at her. Finally she said "How soon do u need to know?"

The Senility Prayer
Grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones i do, & the eyesight to tell the difference.

people here complain they never meet anyone real just like these two jokes we all forget a handle, forget where we were suppose to go,or forget how we got there in the first place so if u agree great if not u're day is coming.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
2/18/2006 5:44 am

ROTF@!

Purry {=}

Purry


ieatpie2003 54M
27 posts
3/23/2006 8:32 am

funny,thinkin about cock, do you two want to be my first?


wishlist3 replies on 3/24/2006 4:53 am:
u're distance calls for some planning. need to know a little more about u, & a face shot makes me feel more at ease. looks like u have a nice firm cock, definitely something to think about.

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