THE AGREEMENT LOL :)  

willow1937 56F
96 posts
6/4/2006 1:09 pm
THE AGREEMENT LOL :)


PRE-SEX CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement")
is entered into on this ____ day of ______________, 2006, by and
between__________________________________ and ________________________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - it's only sex were having.
5. No emotional discussions (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.


1_to_play_with 43M

6/4/2006 6:03 pm

and what is the penalty for breach of contract? ?*


willow1937 56F

6/4/2006 10:15 pm

well 1 to play when i first came across this contract it make me smile , but if a contract did exist with me like this im sure young man id think off a punishment that fitted the crime


ineedlovefromyou 53M
27 posts
6/6/2006 6:49 am

dam that is harsh in at nine out on the cold side walk by ten, thats only just long enough for me to pore a glass of wine and give a masarge. is it posable to renagotiate a contract

mark


willow1937 56F

6/6/2006 1:04 pm

Hi Mark well let me think , i found this contract amusing at time i wounder myself about my humor , but i luv it
negotiation's on contracts are available .
said with a twisted smirk


rm_Intensenow 58M

8/12/2006 6:16 pm

Sounds like a perfect set of conditions
Would love to meet and try them out
I hope u canemail me on danirobiat hotmail dot com
47 yo guy 180cm tall 78 kg and loking for sensual hot lust filled activities

Ciao

Rob


piercingsrfun4u 46M
277 posts
12/20/2006 7:09 am

lmao that is a classic

rols


willow1937 56F

12/25/2006 11:03 am

thanks rol it amused me also
u could say its just a longer version off , do u want to meet for a coffee hehe lmao


niceguymike2007 50M
1 post
3/10/2007 10:31 pm

That is a fantastic agreement and brutally honest as well, YOU GO GIRL


willow1937 56F

3/11/2007 8:35 pm

well thank u Mr mike , i'm glad u enjoyed it , there seems to be a lot off shaded area's when u have a casual with people so what better way to sort that out before u start lol


Matsback 53M

3/13/2007 6:40 pm

Just what i need Willow. Mind if i use your agreement for a while.
Maybe just one or 2 minor adjustments but i suppose i should test it out first.
Mat


willow1937 56F

3/13/2007 10:42 pm

lol feel free mat , send me a copy off yours OK Hun


paul13692 44M
2 posts
8/16/2007 4:27 am

That's the sort of thing all fuck buddies should keep a copy of!


willow1937 56F

8/16/2007 12:44 pm

oh yes Young Paul i agree feel free to use it and use your own wording if u like stay happy


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