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willing2tryit42 40M
657 posts
9/5/2006 2:38 pm

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Benn working my tail off! Gonna catch up with everything soon as I can. 'Til then enjoy a lil things to ponder!

Let's paint a picture. You are sitting in a very comfortable chair. Eating nachos, or popcorn, or Doritos w/chili on them. You are comfortable, warm and happy. Your pets are gathered around, looking at your food, waiting for you to drop a crumb. You are watching your favorite t.v. program, the remote is right where you can reach it. You have a tall glass of your favorite beverage, sitting next to you. Everything is right with the world, nothing can ruin this day. LSU is winning by 42 points, the other SEC teams, have proven they are worthy of higher ranks in the national picture. The new season of Flavor of love is getting good and juicy, Celebrity Fat club is wonderful, and There is gonna be a Cops marathon today. Like I said everything is right as rain in the world. Then it happens............ knock, knock, knock.

Your world is disturbed, something is amiss. your pets are looking at the door like " WTF" !!! Its game day, everyone is tailgating, or planted in front of the tv just like you, right? Oh, maybe its so and so, I told them to stop by if they weren't busy. You are now excited, to see a friend you haven't seen in a while. You stand stretch, adjust your shirt, and eyeball your pets with the " touch it and you die look", the one they believe, but dont believe. Get to the door, fluff the hair, knock the lint off your shirt, wipe the crumbs off your mouth, take a deep breath and..........

" Hi, I'm Todd, and this is Warren, and we are with the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter day Saints. We were wondering if we could come in and discuss with you how to find Jesus?" Now, do you lie to a religious man? How many of you let them in? How many make an excuse. Just remember, if you lie, God is watching. You look over your shoulder, your dog or cat is covered in chili, you have no more snacks, and your favorite program, just went off. Not to mention, you are getting that slurpping sound only a pet can make while drinking, your favorite beverage. I have read the ten commandments 4 times, and it doesn't say anywhere in there, to get on your ten speed, and go and wake people on the only day they can sleep in late, or ruin there favorite afternoon tv program! How did a perfect day just go so wrong!!!!! This happened twice this weekend. Vent people vent. Have fun and spread this one. Me I made the excuse, I was house sitting for a friend.


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/5/2006 8:45 pm

lol. I had a similiar experience with some Jehovah's witnesses. I invited 'em in of course, and then proceeded to ask them all kinds of questions on whether or not they thought Jesus was the son of God, and how I did. Asked if they celebrated Christmas for Jesus' birthday, and how I did. Easter, and the resurection of Jesus, etc. I had 'em high tailing it outta my house in no time flat! lol. Funny, they can testify to what they believe but when you start to testify about your beliefs they can't wait to leave. Hmmmm...wonder why?


QueenofBitches69 46F

9/6/2006 4:06 am

I had the Jehovah's witness group pull up behind my car one day in my drive way. They got out, read the back of my car(the old one) And turned got back in their car and left. Wanna know why? I had two bumper stickers.....
#1. WORLDS GREATEST FUCK!
#2. MEAN PEOPLE SUCK, NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW!
They never got to see the one on the front.
#3. SUPPORT CANNIBALISM, EAT ME!

You would have thought I was the Right Person to Try and save, huh?


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
9/7/2006 11:23 am

I love when these people visit! Depending on the God They Are Selling, I am Buddist, Jewish, Wiccan, or Sholin.

I tell them I am Happy With My GOD, and isn't that the way Religion is suppose to be. Makes em speechless. Tell em have a good one and shut the door...

lol


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

9/7/2006 5:11 pm

Take some advice from a Bitch....JUST DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR..FUCK IT, WHO EVER IT IS, FUCK'EM I'M BUSY....But I do like those nice young tight asses of theirs....Ready and going to hell if we never meet in real life

Ready


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
9/9/2006 5:46 am

I have a black leather harley davison hat with horns sticking out of it. When I look through the peep hole and see these people waiting on the other side, I put on the hat, take off my clothes, and answer the door. I say to them, "Its about fucking time!" Then I yell back into the house, "Hey everybody, the fresh swap partners are here for the fourth round! Put Silvia cak in the suspension harness!"

*Note, I don't do this if there are children with them. If there are children with them, I take one of the adults to the side and very politely say, "Look man, I appreciate the thought, and I respect the hell out of you for doing what you belive is right, but I don't share your belief, and I am never going to share your belief no matter what you do or say. So please don't be offended when I tell you that if you ever come here and bother me again, I'm going to shoot out your knees with my .45."


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
9/9/2006 4:21 pm

I just tell them to leave and close the door. I don't appreciate that at all. What a bummer.

{=}


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 11:56 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    lol. I had a similiar experience with some Jehovah's witnesses. I invited 'em in of course, and then proceeded to ask them all kinds of questions on whether or not they thought Jesus was the son of God, and how I did. Asked if they celebrated Christmas for Jesus' birthday, and how I did. Easter, and the resurection of Jesus, etc. I had 'em high tailing it outta my house in no time flat! lol. Funny, they can testify to what they believe but when you start to testify about your beliefs they can't wait to leave. Hmmmm...wonder why?
Think they dont like people pushin there beliefs on them or sumthin!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 11:58 am

    Quoting QueenofBitches69:
    I had the Jehovah's witness group pull up behind my car one day in my drive way. They got out, read the back of my car(the old one) And turned got back in their car and left. Wanna know why? I had two bumper stickers.....
    #1. WORLDS GREATEST FUCK!
    #2. MEAN PEOPLE SUCK, NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW!
    They never got to see the one on the front.
    #3. SUPPORT CANNIBALISM, EAT ME!

    You would have thought I was the Right Person to Try and save, huh?
I'm gonna support cannabilism, alright!!!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 12:02 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    I love when these people visit! Depending on the God They Are Selling, I am Buddist, Jewish, Wiccan, or Sholin.

    I tell them I am Happy With My GOD, and isn't that the way Religion is suppose to be. Makes em speechless. Tell em have a good one and shut the door...

    lol


Yeah, but why do they always knock, when LSU is first and goal at the 5


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 12:04 pm

    Quoting readytolay_3:
    Take some advice from a Bitch....JUST DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR..FUCK IT, WHO EVER IT IS, FUCK'EM I'M BUSY....But I do like those nice young tight asses of theirs....Ready and going to hell if we never meet in real life
You, my sexy cohort, are one twiztid woman!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 12:11 pm

    Quoting TzarsAmuseChant:
    I have a black leather harley davison hat with horns sticking out of it. When I look through the peep hole and see these people waiting on the other side, I put on the hat, take off my clothes, and answer the door. I say to them, "Its about fucking time!" Then I yell back into the house, "Hey everybody, the fresh swap partners are here for the fourth round! Put Silvia cak in the suspension harness!"

    *Note, I don't do this if there are children with them. If there are children with them, I take one of the adults to the side and very politely say, "Look man, I appreciate the thought, and I respect the hell out of you for doing what you belive is right, but I don't share your belief, and I am never going to share your belief no matter what you do or say. So please don't be offended when I tell you that if you ever come here and bother me again, I'm going to shoot out your knees with my .45."
!!!!!!!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 12:12 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    I just tell them to leave and close the door. I don't appreciate that at all. What a bummer.

    {=}
Yeah, and they always seem to ruin the evening.


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
9/12/2006 12:13 pm

Yeah, I gotta admit, I peed on myself a little when I read it!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
9/12/2006 2:33 pm

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    Think they dont like people pushin there beliefs on them or sumthin!
Yep, I don't think they like others pushing their beliefs onto them. I wonder why?????? *confused look*


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