If women came with care instructions..............  

wildnwetaquarius 43F
26 posts
9/19/2005 7:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If women came with care instructions..............

Now here we go on the women. If we came with instructions, warning labels or side effects what would it read. I'm curious to see what you men would do if we came with these things on us. What if it read............... Then what do you think the labels would say?


rm_lawstudent33 45M

9/21/2005 2:29 pm

Dangerous curvers..... stop...... advance at your own risk.... handle with care... if you "break" it - you "buy" it.... no guarantees....If you don't know - you better ask somebody!!! But most of all - read all of the instructions [what ever they are] before attempting to assemble!!


wildnwetaquarius 43F

9/21/2005 6:13 pm

Put me together baby. I like the instructions already. Where would you start baby?


rm_lawstudent33 45M

9/22/2005 1:22 pm

Lips..... and hips!!! The mouth maybe Gods greatest creation..... but don't forget to assemble the hips firts - no screws or bolts..... lots "ball" joints and swivels.......lots of lubrication...... But handle with care....


rm_lawstudent33 45M

9/22/2005 1:23 pm

Lips..... and hips!!! The mouth maybe Gods greatest creation..... but don't forget to assemble the hips first - no screws or bolts..... lots "ball" joints and swivels.......lots of lubrication...... But handle with care....


SetonRoilsJokes 48
59 posts
9/23/2005 11:59 pm

BEFORE OPENING-READ WARNING LABEL-ONCE YOU PUT HER TOGETHER AND TURN HER ON-IF YOU DON'T MAINTAIN CONSISTENCY WITH THE RIGHT COMMUNICATION AND ATTENTION,SHE WILL SELF DESTRUCT,RESULTING IN SERIOUS PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HARM TO WHOMEVER HAS HER.

THIS PRESENT MUST BE PROPERLY MAINATINED BY DAILY SEX,ROMANTIC DEEDS,PROPER MENTAL AND PHYSICAL TREATMENT,AND SINCERE CONCERN AND LOVE.THE WARRANTY IS SHORT TERM SO HANDLE WITH DEEP CARE AND DELICACY.

CHECK FOR REFURBISHED TAG.LOL


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