Riddle of the Day  

wildfirecoyote 59M
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8/23/2006 12:18 am

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8/23/2006 12:28 am

Riddle of the Day

Here's a riddle for the ladies:

What does a woman do with her asshole after sex?

Answer: She drops him off at the golf course.

And a joke to boot:

An old lady named Myrtle goes to meet her friend Betsy for lunch at a local restaurant. When she arrives, Betsy notices that Myrtle has a suppository sticking out of her ear. "Why Myrtle!" she says, "You have a suppository sticking out of your ear."

"Oh," says Myrtle, a little embarrassed, "I guess that explains what happened to my hearing aid."

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