12 Step Program for the Sexually Addicted  

widowsaddiction 47F
166 posts
12/19/2005 6:07 pm

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12 Step Program for the Sexually Addicted

***DISCLAIMER*** Knowing the sensitive nature of alchoholism, I do not mean this blog to be intentionally or unintentionally hurtful to the brave men and women who are dedicating their lives to getting and staying sober. This is all in fun, please keep that in mind as you read the....

12 Step Program for the Sexually Addicted
(Here's to you C Dub )

1. We admitted we were powerless over sex–that our craving for orgasms had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a penis or pussy greater than any we'd ever had before could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our sex lives over to...well, hell...anyone who would take us.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, and man, was that ever frightening!

5. Admitted to hundreds of anonymous blog readers the exact nature of our intimate fantasies and realities.

6. Were entirely ready to have someone remove all these defects of character, until we realized that is what makes our sex lives so damn interesting.

7. Humbly asked the next lover in line to remove our undergarments.

8. Made a list of all persons we had sex with, and became willing to have sex with them all again, just one...more...time.

9. Made direct demands to such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would get us some strange.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were without a lover for more than a week, promptly admitted it and began the search for the next warm body.

11. Sought through email and blogging to improve our conscious contact with strangers, hoping only for carnal knowledge of the next person that is attractive to us and the power to carry out our naughty plans.

12. Having had a sexual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to the sexually addicted, and to practice these principles in all our affairs....may they thrive and be aplenty.

itsallfun1957 59M

12/19/2005 6:27 pm

As a member of the other 12 step program, I loved it. Nice job.>>>itsallfun1957

Kimmers777 106F

12/19/2005 7:26 pm

I'm still trying to figure out why this is something to recover from...

And Thank You!

LickYourYoni 67M
470 posts
12/20/2005 6:47 am

if this is a problem...
then i just want to get worse.

widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 8:22 am

ItsAllFun-Thank you so much for your comment. I was concerned how other 12 steppers would feel about it, thanks for putting my mind at ease!

Kimmers-GREAT POINT! That made me laugh out loud. Thank YOU!

ReticentDevil-I knew I liked you for a reason. You're one of my kind! If you haven't yet read it, check out my post [post 89005] Welcome to the Chronic Masturbators Club!

LYY-I couldn't agree with you more my friend. I'm right there with ya!

jakblack36 48M

12/20/2005 9:11 am

I prefer to be in denial

rm_tryit1st 44F

12/20/2005 3:11 pm

Hmmm way worse ways to go in my opinion.

micahbiguns 51M

12/20/2005 8:55 pm

This should be a 13 step program

13 I do hearbye promise to Make love (screw or get screwed) by the next warm bodied *insert gender here* that will have me.

widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 10:03 pm

Jak-denial works for me!!

Mz, I KNOW you're one of us!! lol

Ok Michah, I LOVE the way you think!

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