Cheeesssssssy Chat Up Line  

whuppeee 49M/45F
264 posts
4/9/2006 10:44 am

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4/10/2006 6:41 pm

Cheeesssssssy Chat Up Line

Cheesy Chat up lines

WHICH 1 DO YOU THINK IS THE IS THE CHEESYEST
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
" If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"


eveready06 41M

4/9/2006 4:12 pm

How about "your parents must be astronauts cos your out of this world" or walking round with a toothbrush in your top pocket and then when asked why reply !Well I'm not going to use yours am I!"


whuppeee 49M/45F

4/9/2006 6:22 pm

    Quoting eveready06:
    How about "your parents must be astronauts cos your out of this world" or walking round with a toothbrush in your top pocket and then when asked why reply !Well I'm not going to use yours am I!"
I definitely prefer yourssssss mwahhhhh

How are you lovely 1 hope your okey dokey xxk
ooh yeh how was ya nights out hope ya had top banana 1s xxk


SirLuno 55M

4/9/2006 6:27 pm

whuppeee

I am sorry to tell that your blos is absolutely crap, lol.


rm_grummps 72M
56 posts
4/9/2006 11:59 pm

    Quoting SirLuno:
    whuppeee

    I am sorry to tell that your blos is absolutely crap, lol.
I've never seen Kels "blos" so I cant comment!!!!!!!

But there is nothing CRAP about the rest of her.

grummps. . .


SirLuno 55M

4/10/2006 2:11 am

grummps

Sorry about my fault, i usually enter in this crap blog after my second whisky, lol.

Cheers.

PS. No there is nothing crap about the rest of her, i am sure.


Deeelishious 52M/51F

4/10/2006 3:45 pm

Wellll i can personally vouch that ( spent a whole weekend with the delishious whuppeee ) there is defintely nothing crap about the rest of her!

AND THERES NOTHING CRAP ABOUT HER BLOG COME TO THAT!!
I MEAN LUNO YOUR HERE EVERYDAY FROM WHAT I CAN SEEEEEEEE HMMMMM THINKS YOU HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES


eveready06 41M

4/10/2006 4:22 pm

    Quoting whuppeee:
    I definitely prefer yourssssss mwahhhhh

    How are you lovely 1 hope your okey dokey xxk
    ooh yeh how was ya nights out hope ya had top banana 1s xxk

Already posted my review of my weekend under that gorgeous picture of your mouth and going way back to my first delve into posting kels, but in case you missed it here's a quick overview : Got into a deep conversation with a man about a new business venture he was trying to get me to invest in. He's a farmer and is attempting to grow the worlds first field of dildo's, apparently he's having a lot of trouble with squatters though! LOL! (see I'm getting the hang of this abbreviattion lark even if its badly used after a very crap joke!) Speaking of which we still havn't sorted out that chat! Maybe Friday - always horny + chatty on a friday - and no work! Or am I being too forward!?? (cheeky grin!). Seriously though, good couple of nights, good tunes, shocking dancing + good company, plus all the ladies out had pulled out all the stops for the races so eye candy everwhere! Paid for it big style on Sunday with the hangover from hell though! Still, can't complain! How are you babe? Can't get you out of my head today for some reason. Must be hard work being lusted over all day!!


whuppeee 49M/45F

4/10/2006 6:16 pm

    Quoting SirLuno:
    whuppeee

    I am sorry to tell that your blos is absolutely crap, lol.
Blog you mean???
Well ya probably right x & oh yeh! I had an idea thought as you spend so much of your precious time here would you be interested in investing in some sharesssssssss lol Even Crap comes at a cost just goes to show that the old saying is ! The best things in life are freeeeeee!! is wrong very wrong indeed and as you mentioned that word again your gonna get another whupp kodak moment tut you really dont want to see my !!!OOOooooooooooPssss!!!! do you ?


whuppeee 49M/45F

4/10/2006 6:20 pm

    Quoting rm_grummps:
    I've never seen Kels "blos" so I cant comment!!!!!!!

    But there is nothing CRAP about the rest of her.

    grummps. . .
Sexy Sexy Grummps
You truly are my super hero xxx now come here and let me rip those tights offf with my teeth he he he xx smooch sexy 1 xx k


whuppeee 49M/45F

4/10/2006 6:41 pm

    Quoting eveready06:
    Already posted my review of my weekend under that gorgeous picture of your mouth and going way back to my first delve into posting kels, but in case you missed it here's a quick overview : Got into a deep conversation with a man about a new business venture he was trying to get me to invest in. He's a farmer and is attempting to grow the worlds first field of dildo's, apparently he's having a lot of trouble with squatters though! LOL! (see I'm getting the hang of this abbreviattion lark even if its badly used after a very crap joke!) Speaking of which we still havn't sorted out that chat! Maybe Friday - always horny + chatty on a friday - and no work! Or am I being too forward!?? (cheeky grin!). Seriously though, good couple of nights, good tunes, shocking dancing + good company, plus all the ladies out had pulled out all the stops for the races so eye candy everwhere! Paid for it big style on Sunday with the hangover from hell though! Still, can't complain! How are you babe? Can't get you out of my head today for some reason. Must be hard work being lusted over all day!!
Bravo Bravo
And hun ya doing very well at the chat words & abbreviations xxx and chat if im at home on friday ill message u & yeh woould be fab chattin with u think im going to a boat party but to tell u truth im not really up 4 it right now but have been known to say ol fuck it at last minute so ill message u if im oola la la inthe chat vacintyyyyy
And cool bananas that you had such a nice day at the races & the women must have been tipped off that u were attending & dressed to impress by the way did u back any winnerrrrrrss and hangoverssssssss dont ya just hate em thats why i dont usuallly drink hate that feeling of the room spinning sicky icky afterwards etc etc yukkkk

And hhmmmmm me in your head that must have been scary 4 u lol was i driving you mad??? cos thats what i normally do he he he & yeh its a bit strange ive never been so popular lol must be my fabulous personalityyyyyyy yeh right x but hey im not complaing xxx im fab hunny ty lol gonna shoot now but thank u hunny love your little essays you post 4 me xx reminds me of mee lol i always write epics tooomwah sexyyyyyyy have afab rest of your dayxx

ps what do you do workwise because you always come on here early hours ?/ just curious if im being too nosey then tell me to f**k Off tc= take care lovely 1 xxk


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