Sex isn't worth putting up with her  

whoknew411 42M
160 posts
5/8/2005 4:46 am

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Sex isn't worth putting up with her


I have an ex that I occasionally talk to. She called me up saying that ever since she went on the pill (for me) she's had heart murmurs. Let me assure you dear reader, she doesn't have a heart murmur. This happens every month. Last month it was asbestos poisoning. Every month she gets PMS as loses her mind. She acts as if it's my fault, that I don't care about her because her self-diagnosed heart murmur doesn't phase me.

All women aren't like this one would assume, or we as a race would die out. Not enough people would put up with this to have sex. It's not just the hypochondria, either. She's wound tight all around.

"It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."
--Irma Kurtz

Ecaffine 52F

5/8/2005 5:53 am

Her getting PMS really isn`t her fault and it it can be pretty bad at times.The hormones in the Pill can add to this but there`s ways to avoid this of course.After i had my tuberlication i was a royal bitch for about a week every month but a little pill here and there(over the counter meds)took care of it..


freetime648 52F

5/8/2005 6:04 am

Ok, number one, a heart murmur is an irregular heart beat, either skipping or gaining a beat per second. You do not get one from Birth control. But, you can get an irregularity of beats per minute on the pill, sort of a fluttering, which, she may be confusing for a murmur! But, to help ya out, isn't there a reason you said "EX"?????Listen to that word and you decide if it is worth it or not! By the way, I have had a murmur since birth, so I am not blowing smoke out my ass, ok? Good Luck!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/8/2005 7:15 am

my sister in law was very good at self diagnosing,by the time she had finished shed had the lot of important but non killer diseases,my brother put up with it for years till she said she had auto imunised disease,the silly fool didn't know it was Aids and no dhe didn't have it lol


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rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
5/8/2005 10:25 pm

There is nothing more annoying than a hypocondriac. Well know what happended to the little boy who cried wolf....Better luck with future conquests. Hint: avoid women who carry visine, nasal drips, tylenol, and different sized bandages. One of these accessories is acceptable, but all three could be a warning sign..lol


TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
5/11/2005 5:45 pm

Just an fyi, "heart mummer" is kinda a generic term for several problems I think. As one example, I know someone very close to me who has a 'bi-cuspid' valve in his heart (meaning 2 flaps instead of the normal 3) - this valve not being quite right causes a small amount of blood to leak back even when the valve should be closed, producing a 'mummer' noise.

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