New appartment for a dog  

whoknew411 42M
160 posts
9/2/2005 11:16 pm

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New appartment for a dog

Ok, no offense to the fine ladies in Massachusetts, but you can't see a good thing when it's in front of you. I'm forced to take desperate measures and I'm going to buy a dog.

Yeah, I'm not only gonna buy a dog, I'm going to buy an IRRESISTABLE dog, an English Bulldog. Either that or a Mexican Hairless. Either way I'll have to save up for about six months to get both the appartment for the dog, and the dog itself.

I love dogs, who wouldn't? I'm sure the affection and love of a sweet animal who is totally dependant on me will be wonderful. Now, down to brass tacks... I think it will get me laid. Here's my plan.

I get a new appartment, farther from the main strip in town. I buy the dog, (shit they're 1400 bucks!) and him and I become best buddies. I go jogging, English Bulldogs are notoriously lazy, so he's winded when I am. A cute girl sees us drowning in the sea of air and comes over with a Fanta, I give it to the dog. Bulldog loves Fanta, girl loves dog, and by extension, me.

So the only other thing I need to complete my Master Plan is an upright bass. I don't want one until I get the dog. In my mind's eye that is how I picture myself, with an upright bass and a bulldog. I have an old fedora-style hat on, which in reality wouldn't look good on me. (my head is huge... HUGE!)

I'll be north of NYC next week, in Fishkill, if anyone wants to have a beer after work next week I'd be glad to buy the first round. I'll be holed up in a Holiday Inn, so woohoo, hottub and pool and sauna!

Listen, I'm not gay or bi, but seriously, guys too, we'll go out and rustle up some poon. I'm j.tienson at

thr3sum 33M/F
117 posts
9/3/2005 1:24 am

you should move.

California girls dig your style... well at least the hippie pixie chicks.

you'd have better luck here; try Santa Barbara. loads of hippie chicks --->MISO<---

thr3sum 33M/F
117 posts
9/3/2005 1:50 am

POON i love that word... it's the best

resilient_iam 46F

9/3/2005 8:45 am

hmmm, Mass is nice this time of year

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/3/2005 3:49 pm

Your head is not huge!!! Well at least the one showing isn't. I bulldog is the perfect one to get, I love them and their owners.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/3/2005 3:53 pm

Yes get a bulldog, a big, fat, slobbering one, they are adorable and you already are.

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