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Krystal with a K
Krystal with a K
I spent the evening with some friends. As the evening wore on it became obvious that the women of the group had ulterior motives.
The other couple had conspired to bring this quite attractive young woman to my doorstep, in hopes that I would somehow convince her to cheat on her long term boyfriend.
The evening went sour when my friend got so drunk that the level of his yelling brought four cops to my door. Not that it really shut him up, he continued to act the ass.
So there I was, trying to determine what this girls real dating status was, meanwhile the drunk is yelling obscenities and play fighting with the girls.
Had he played it a little cooler everyone would have gotten laid. Ah my wingman! He overplayed his part I suspect.
Talking to this girl, turns out she was 19 years old... much younger than anyone I've been with for many years. I'm 30, about to turn 31, and I tell you I'd not have blinked, I'd have been on her like fixodent on old people teeth. Lemme try that simile again. I'd have been on her like white on rice.
Oddly enough I've got a date with a 42 year old woman day after tomorrow. So I'm traveling the outer rim of the age pool before narrowing in on something more... appropriate.
The only possible drawbacks of it would have been that she's got a boyfriend, (a million miles away whom I'll never meet) and she spells her name with a "K". Could I really be with Krystal with a K? White on rice.
9/25/2005 4:32 pm
this reminds me of a song by The Early November: Konstantine. (The K is not coincidence...).|