Doctor's Advice  

whoknew411 42M
160 posts
5/16/2005 2:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Doctor's Advice


When I was 24 I got tonsilitis and became quite ill with it. The main reason I got so sick was I waited far to long to go to the doctor. Anyhow, the surgery went fine and I was released. I ended up, as soon as I was feeling up to it attending a party with a long time friend of mine. Her name was Sheri, and she was a very tall blonde woman, quite a bit taller than myself. As the night wore on, and the beer and painkillers from the tonsilectomy kicked in, and her and I went upstairs for some fun.

We ended up having sex, and a few minutes into it I noticed a coppery taste in my mouth. I didn't think anything of it, but as time wore on it became more and more distracting. Eventually, I reached my hand up to my mouth and found my mouth was full of blood. I'd ripped my sutures out from the surgery trying to impress this amazon woman with my prowess. Lol.

I jumped up and turned away from her, and she said... "did the condom break?". I said no and explained that I needed to go to the hospital. By this time it was about four AM.

By the time the emergency room nurse got me into a robe and was checking me out the bleeding had all but stopped. She motioned for the doctor to come over, and after inspecting me he asked, "how did this happen?" I murmered "I was with a girl" he says... "huh? speak up" "I was with a girl!" I said... the nurses had a good laugh.

The doctor then, at 4am, proceeds to call the surgeon to let him know what had happened. So once again, I'm on the phone with another doctor, roused from his sleep on his day off at 4am. He asks what happened, I say, "I was with a girl". He chides me like an errant child and says, now what did I say when you left the hospital? "No strenuous activity for two weeks" I reply sheepishly.

So when I'm released, I look over at Sheri, who was giggling, I say, "what's so funny?" She says, "I fucked you till you hemmoraged!" Well, kudos to you Sheri, you've got a story to tell the grandkids.

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/16/2005 5:39 pm

ROFLMAO that's a classic!

WyvernRose


Crimson959 57F

5/16/2005 10:14 pm

Haha.......that was a very cute story..blog on....

Crimson959


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