My Birthday Gift To Myself  

whineyblonde0r 53F
287 posts
4/17/2006 4:02 pm
My Birthday Gift To Myself

It is now a few short days til my birthday. I'll be 43 and am at the age that gifts aren't required to make the day special. They would be accepted, but I Highly doubt that the few things I need to complete my life would be given by anyone I currently know. Flowers? Lovely idea..not a dozen, but some odd number just to mix it up and be unpredictable. A sexy nighty? Id rarely let that stay on for more than a few minutes anyway, but the effect it presents to the giver might be worth leaving it on, just to tease. I suppose a new toaster might be needed, but that is the type of gift you might give to aunt Helen for her 75th birhtday. The extra big slots in it just so she can have her raisin muffin toasted. I could use 6 grand, all I currently owe in the world. But, geesh, that sounds sorta like gold digging wishes on a friends list of walmart shoppers. Its too late in the year to get fuzzy slippers, warm robes or flannel nighties, I dont need a fry daddy nor a griddle.. All of which where some of the Romantic gift choices of my ex. No wonder the sex failed and I gained 20 pounds during the last few years of our marriage. Now to the insane wish about a sex filled orgy with just two people in attendance, candles, getting tipsy and eating pizza straight from the box? no napkins needed because he's into licking my fingers clean during other feasts. OR....hmm...ill go on and on about this with sex being the focus of the birthday wish listings...The one gift I'd give to myself..not compromising what I want in life, not accepting sub-par nor letting average be the norm...possible I'm sure to attain....better get back to cleaning my house...its not my special day quite yet..drudgery and habitual day to day life evade my thoughts now and then I suppose, cant be a sex feind all the time...I just go averagely clean my house...

spacecadet561 59M

4/23/2006 8:27 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. This maybe a few days late, so hope it was fun.


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