Phone Sex Of Sorts  

wetta_one
1420 posts
7/12/2006 10:39 pm

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Phone Sex Of Sorts


Q: How often does my phone ring?
A: Rarely
Q: When most often does it ring?
A: When I`m having sex

Or maybe I just have sex so much, that it`s not a coincidence

The thing is most often it is relatives on the other end, and, most often, no, we don`t stop, BUT

Trying to keep your mind on two things at once can be a bit of an effort and to keep the extraneous noises to a dull ROAR!

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/13/2006 5:41 am

It's called, 'multi-tasking'....just say you're on the treadmill if they ask why you're breathing funny! LOL

I love having no one else in the house upstairs, I'm suddenly finding my voice, like that scene from Young Frankenstein where Peter Boyle is starting to boff her, and Madeline Kahn hits that high note....LOL

Not shattering any windows yet, but it's nice to be able to say things out loud without worrying someone is going to hear!

Like, "ohhh babe," and "right there!" and "omg" and his name (not saying THAT here dammit!!! LO

Can you not take it off the hook for that 6 hour period???

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/13/2006 6:44 am

LOL!!!!!

And Ellen- LOL!!!!


wetta_one
941 posts
7/13/2006 4:01 pm

    Quoting rm_Ellenback:
    It's called, 'multi-tasking'....just say you're on the treadmill if they ask why you're breathing funny! LOL

    I love having no one else in the house upstairs, I'm suddenly finding my voice, like that scene from Young Frankenstein where Peter Boyle is starting to boff her, and Madeline Kahn hits that high note....LOL

    Not shattering any windows yet, but it's nice to be able to say things out loud without worrying someone is going to hear!

    Like, "ohhh babe," and "right there!" and "omg" and his name (not saying THAT here dammit!!! LO

    Can you not take it off the hook for that 6 hour period???

    (((softboobyhugs)))

    Elle
Dayum straight GF! I`m pretty quiet when I do myself, I`m usually not alone in da house Certainly breaks up monotony

But when the house is kid free, it`s OHHHH YEAH, I`ll be as noisy as I like! Just...because....I.... WANNA!!!


digdug41 49M

7/13/2006 5:50 pm

hey there I dunno that can be a real pain in the ass while ya gettin ya groove on but check this out here's my spin on it I think you'll like itFoot sex anyone? enjoy

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


leegs55 55M

7/13/2006 7:39 pm

wait..my phone is ringing!!


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