How Much Can A Koala Bear/Bare?  

wetta_one
1420 posts
6/30/2006 5:18 am

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7/6/2006 3:38 am

How Much Can A Koala Bear/Bare?


Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first.

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
It thought suicide was in.

Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree?
It had a grand piano tied to its foot.

Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the piano stool.

Why did the Kangaroo drop dead?
It was hit by 5 Koalas and a grand piano.

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/30/2006 5:49 am

LMFAO...cruel, I tell ya, you Aussies are downright cruel to Koala's...oh, and the Roo's, too!

Tying a grand piano to the foot of a small mammal...ummm, Canadians do that with Gerbils here...hehehe

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/30/2006 6:02 am

Sad....but very funny!


wetta_one
941 posts
6/30/2006 3:21 pm

Glad you enjoyed the joke ladies, it`s an old one but with so many people from other countries dominating this site, I thought it might get a laugh


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/30/2006 6:38 pm

I liked that one.

Once again, you are bloggin your brains out!!! Are you trapped at home? Or are you trying to increase your blog world standing pecking order!!!

LOL!!!!


rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/30/2006 8:29 pm

Rut roh, now I'm in big trubble...LOL

ShayeDK sold me out...and ya, I'm with Mav...what are you doing writing your scrawny ass off? (yes, I read that one, just didn't wanna comment on someone complaining about having NO ASS...I'll send you a pic of mine and then you can see what it's like to have a grocery shelf ass that will hold 3 cans of tuna, 2 tins of soup, and a couple of canned peas on it, WHILE I WALK!!!) I'm so kidding...it's only 2 cans of tuna...hehehe

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


wetta_one
941 posts
6/30/2006 11:28 pm

    Quoting maverick1255:
    I liked that one.

    Once again, you are bloggin your brains out!!! Are you trapped at home? Or are you trying to increase your blog world standing pecking order!!!

    LOL!!!!
Hey Mav, I hit the 50, woo-hoooooooooooo Nah, I just had some brain waves escape and float out and hit my fingers.....Actually I was at the beach for the last 4 or so hours.

Me velly sowwy, me shutup again now, back in box, close lid,


wetta_one
941 posts
6/30/2006 11:31 pm

    Quoting ShayeDK:
    I liked that too!
    As a matter of fact, I have enjoyed exploring your blog and will make a point of visiting again.

    Your friend Ellenback mentioned you in my blog and I'd love it if you came and took part in my post [post 407785]!
    We are listing some great blogs that a lot of peolpe have missed getting a chance to check out.

Don`t tell Elle I could be her friend, she`ll tell EVERYONE

Glad y`all enjoyed, I will go have a look-see laterz, right now I need to go play tag team and wash the sea off me from the beach today, MAN, that water was cold as, but it is winter here


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