♠It Is Not A Checklist That Needs Verbalising♠  

wetta_one
1420 posts
6/22/2006 9:42 pm

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6/23/2006 9:29 pm

♠It Is Not A Checklist That Needs Verbalising♠


In my 'Ideal Person' section, I have rattled off a bunch of particulars I prefer, but please, all you lovely guys, do NOT email me and use it as a checklist you must let me know. It`s not attractive nor enticing, I`m asking you to woo and entice me, not disinfect me against you!

Go through it yes, tick it off in your own head, if I feel the need to clarify, I`ll ask, but please, no more applications, it`s not what sex is about. I want lusty, hot, full on raging hormones screwing not antiseptic procedures...okey dokey

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/23/2006 4:41 am

"Unfortunately, the position advertised has been filled, and you will be contacted should we have need of your services in the near future. We shall endeavour to keep your application on file for a period of no more than 6 months, so please feel free to re-apply after that time with any new qualifications you might have."

Thank you for your interest in our hormones.

SoftboobyhugElle
Sexretary in Training

as per wetta_one
'Head' Recruiter


wetta_one
941 posts
6/23/2006 4:51 am

LMFAO, You know I shall use that, once I refill the position With your full permission of course


ezroller46526 42M

6/23/2006 4:19 pm

Just tell the guys that you lied in your profile and that they are over qualified to fill the position. Thanks, but no thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.


wetta_one
941 posts
6/23/2006 6:36 pm

    Quoting ezroller46526:
    Just tell the guys that you lied in your profile and that they are over qualified to fill the position. Thanks, but no thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
LMAO, that`s good too. I had one yesterday that looked like he was a dime short of a dollar and claimed to be a heavy weight boxer, when I knocked him back. He said yeah, no probs, he was too fit for most anyway. He obviously has a WICKED imagination


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/23/2006 8:19 pm

Go get'em!! LOL!!

I still get such a laugh from "Nunya"!

Rumblings of Mav
(oh, I just posted a rant about emails from the male side!)


wetta_one
941 posts
6/23/2006 9:28 pm

I had someone ask me what 'Nunya' meant the other day Mav....LOL Needless to say, if he can`t get his head around that one, I`m not tellin` !!


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