If women came with care instructions..............  

wetnwildaquarius 44F
574 posts
8/19/2005 3:05 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If women came with care instructions..............

Now here we go on the women. If we came with instructions, warning labels or side effects what would it read. I'm curious to see what you men would do if we came with these things on us. What if it read............... Then what do you think the labels would say?


wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/19/2005 3:10 pm

I THINK THE FIRST AND FOR MOST THING IT SHOULD SAY IS WARNING: PMS! STAND BACK! COULD GET UGLY AT TIMES! LOL


rm_eros_khaos 41M

8/19/2005 3:39 pm

Well, let's see - if women came with care instructions, the pleasurable ones would probably read:

- Hand Wash Only
- Permanent Press or Gentle Cycle
- Drip Dry or Tumble Dry
- Steam with High Heat

And given the photos posted on your profile, I certainly hope the care instructions would never read:

- Wash With Like Colors


ByteChaser2 53M

8/19/2005 3:44 pm

Gawd, I must be suicidal or something lol...

WARNING! Contents under pressure! Use care when drinking beer with the guys on the back portch. Symptoms may increase in direct proportion to the number of friends you invite over. Not to be agitated, mixed, stirred, stapled, spindled, folded or mutilated. Sex is OK, however, wear LAPD approved body armor. No warrantees, either written or expressed, will be honored every 28 days or so... No refunds, refills or returns - PLEASE! If symptoms persist for more than 5 days, consider a hysterectomy.

Please don't smack me down WWA. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


itsallfun1957 59M

8/19/2005 4:25 pm

That's a good question. My question to you is how many men do you know who if they could actually read directions, the instruction manual. or for that matter even follow simple directions. Has anone been able to get us(the male) to put the seat down after, put the seat up before, or pick up your socks and put them in the laundry hamper? Directions and instructions are not in our genetic code. Nice post.>>>itsallfun1957


SetonRoilsJokes 48
59 posts
8/19/2005 10:18 pm

THE INSTRUCTIONS I WOULD HOPEFULLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON A WOMAN IS-
1. HANDLE WITH CARE.
2.BE GENTLE WITH PACKAGE
3.DON'T OPEN WITHOUT PERMISSION
4.TREAD WITH CAUTION
5.READ THE LABEL CAREFULLY(PERSONALITY AND EMOTIONALLY)

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THOSE ON A WOMAN AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.


letsgoforit964 53M
34 posts
8/20/2005 2:49 am

"You have to be this tall to do this ride". LOL 'ALL YOU CAN EAT...but don't start what you can't finish".Just kidding if women came with a sign it would be the symbol for a national treasure something depicting thier importance to us men.


wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/20/2005 10:21 am

Awwwwwww that's sweet you guys. You are taking my breath away! Hmmmm!


SetonRoilsJokes 48
59 posts
8/20/2005 11:54 pm

OH ANOTHER WARNING LABEL-WARNING!!!-BEWARE OF DIASTEROUS RESULTS IF YOU MISTREAT THIS WOMAN IN ANY TYPE OF MANNER.

FATALITIES INCLUDE-LOSING A TESTICLE OR HAVING YOUR FOOD POISONED-


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/21/2005 12:44 am

Wet...you have finally become addicted...


wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/21/2005 7:13 am

Thanks siz!


choccolate20005 50M

8/21/2005 3:16 pm

OK, I HAVE A 4 STEP PLAN FOR CARE INSTRUCTION: FOR SORE THROATS: TAKE TWO BALLS AND SUCK ON FOR 20 MINUTES...FOR CHEST PAINS: TAKE ONE LARGE DICK AND SLIDE UP AND DOWN BETWEEN TWO BIG TITS...FOR HOTNESS IN CROTCH: AGAIN 1 LARGE DICK, INBEADED IN HOT PUSSY UNTIL COOLED OFF...FOR TALKATIVE COMPLAINTS: AGAIN, STICK 1 LARGE DICK IN MOUTH...


wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/21/2005 5:13 pm

OMG Choccolate20005 you are a nut! lol OMG! You got me on this one pal. I really got caught off guard with this comment.


luciouslady49 62F
184 posts
8/22/2005 3:45 pm

Label would read in large letters; Caution;Very Hott and Wet,Handle with care;May become addicted,procede at your own risk.


wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/22/2005 6:54 pm

Say that then girl! Danger: possible health hazard. May cause severe damage to the mind. Capable of fucking your brains out! Play at your own risk!


SetonRoilsJokes 48
59 posts
8/27/2005 2:10 am

hmmmmm I THINK THATS ONE INSTRUCTION I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING IF ITS TRUE-I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE THAT TYPE OF DANGER TO TASK-LOL


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